List the programming languages you know...

in the order you studied them and rate your experience with it.

C - too much focus on the language itself rather than the goal
Java - never again
C++ - it's like C and Java had sex together and Java commited abortion
Ruby - it was pretty much enjoyable despite the limited time I spent on it
Python - too easy, too slow
Scheme - too complicated for my shallow mind but I like it

Making a permanent hole in your wallet, having to bear the rants of a aging menstruating monster and raising 2 annoying faggots who do nothing but shitting and yelling, in exchange for getting your dick wet for 1 hour (at most).

Terribly sound investment, would upboat on Reddit.