/prog/ - IBM Developer Conference 2013

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 1:23

http://www-01.ibm.com/software/rational/innovate/

Who else is going? The Woz is going to be there, and so is some other loser I've never heard of. It's about Cloud, Mobile, Social, Big Data, Smarter products, Agility, and Analytics! Gee, what fun. If any other /prog/riders are coming, maybe we can meet up and suck each other off or something. I have to share a room with a coworker though, so we got to be quiet.

Also, Orlando sucks ass. I'm never coming to this shithole again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 2:02

>>1
make sure not to make dongle jokes around black womyn

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 9:03

>>2
Or forget to wear a suit and tie. This is IBM.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 9:43

>>1
The Woz is going to be there,
If you mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Wozniak then he is a kike. Wozniak is a eastern european surname.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 11:25

I want to meet up with a /kike/rider ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 13:30

>>4
Do you imply that all eastern europeans are jewish ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 13:41

>>6
Real Eastern Europeans rarely leave their homeland, while Jewish parasites are hated and persecuted for their crimes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 14:03

>>7
What about western europeans ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 14:56

>>8
Those having names ending in -stein/-berg and working at some Google have a high chance being Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:09

maybe we can meet up and suck each other off or something
Chris Schack?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:12

Woźniak is a common Polish surname.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:17

Polański - (the director) is also a Polish surname.

He is a Jew.

Polański sounds like an artificial constructed surname

Translated to english it would be the adjective of the word Polan -- Polans were the tribe which supposedly founded Poland.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:38

>>11
Yeah. Like Pollak, yet most "Pollaks" look like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Pollak

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:40

>>12
In Polish "Pole" means just area (a settlement?), so he could be just "mestechkovy" kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 18:23

>>14
"Pole" means "field" in Polish.

Don't bother me about it, I'm an expert.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 18:28

>>15

powierzchnia
noun


obszar

area, region, territory, field, space, extent


teren

area, terrain, site, grounds, premises, space


powierzchnia

surface, area, face, plane, acreage, superficies


rejon

area, region, district, locality


strefa

zone, area, region, latitudes, belt


pole

field, area, scope, square, ground, range


okolica

surroundings, area, neighborhood, environs, region, district


sfera

sphere, realm, area, domain, zone, atmosphere


okręg

district, area, circumscription, ambit, hundred, precinct


płaszczyzna

plane, surface, face, area, flat, plain

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 18:33

If any other /prog/riders are coming, maybe we can meet up
Why would you want to?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 20:49

>>2
Good advice. I saw a black woman today, and I was tempted, but didn't do it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 20:59

>>17
Why wouldn't you? I'd start squealing like a pig who's being raped by a male J-pop singer if I could meet a black Jewish /anus/rider IRL.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 21:33

>>18
Won't work if it's just a woman, it has to be a womyn.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 21:38

Allahu Akbar.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 22:03

>>19
Then just go to MIT, or sussman's (kosher) grocer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 22:30

>>22
Nobody in MIT browses Prague.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 22:50

>>23
sussman does, abelson does, rms does, all jews in computer science do, /prog/ is the TEL AVEVIL of the internet

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 22:56

>>24
I love the TEV AVEVIL meme. I'll help you force it alongside the Abelson good meme.
(´･ω･`)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 23:30

>>24
Nobody on /prog/ is actually a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 23:33

>>26
I am ethnically a Jew.

Fuck off back to russia, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 23:35

>>27
You're not any more Jewish than I am, goy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 23:51

>>28
You're pretty fucking ignorant. If your religion is Judaism or your mother is a Jew then you are a Jew and that's all there is to it, you ignorant stupid normalfag goy

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 23:54

>>24,27
So am I. Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 23:54

>>26,27
So am I. Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 23:54

>>29
You just called me a goy and a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 23:58

>>32
You're a goyish jew faygela.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 0:05

>>32
Shabbos goy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 0:06

>>32
you ain't one for reading comprehension that's for sure

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 0:12

I told [Stefan] Banach about an expression Johnny [von Neumann] had once used in conversation with me in Princeton before stating some non-Jewish mathematician's result, "Die Goim haben den folgenden Satzbewiesen" (The goys have proved the following theorem)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 0:15

GOIM

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-03 6:40

>>1
Faggot... or ASTRO-FAGGOT?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-03 6:53

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 7:56

>>15
Enjoy your regionalny produce, Pole

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