IBM Developer Conference 2013

http://www-01.ibm.com/software/rational/innovate/

Who else is going? The Woz is going to be there, and so is some other loser I've never heard of. It's about Cloud, Mobile, Social, Big Data, Smarter products, Agility, and Analytics! Gee, what fun. If any other /prog/riders are coming, maybe we can meet up and suck each other off or something. I have to share a room with a coworker though, so we got to be quiet.

Also, Orlando sucks ass. I'm never coming to this shithole again.

Polański - (the director) is also a Polish surname.

He is a Jew.

Polański sounds like an artificial constructed surname

Translated to english it would be the adjective of the word Polan -- Polans were the tribe which supposedly founded Poland.