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Documentation

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 0:02

Documentation? We don't need no stinkin' documentation. Read the fucking code, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 0:14

Fuck you. If I have to read your shitty code to use your shitty library, I'll just write my own shitty library instead. But if you have some shitty documentation, I might use your shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 0:24

>>2
Lazy idiot. I hope you enjoy having backdoors in everything you link against.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 0:51

>>3
You can't trust code that you did not totally create yourself. No amount of source-level verification or scrutiny will protect you from using untrusted code. - Ken Thompson

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 1:02

>>4
A community of software enthusiast programmers will share the burden of auditing source code. Issues about malicious features will become news and will not be hidden for long.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 1:05

>>5
community of software enthusiast programmers
that sounds like a euphemism for permanently-virgin faggots

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 1:18

>>6
Is a virgin faggot better or worse than a slutty faggot in your system?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 1:34

>>7
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 2:13

>>8
Is a faggot better or worse than a faggot in your system?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 2:31

>>9
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 2:55

>>11
Are my dubs more or less impressive than you're smartness?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 3:22

Documentation is for faggots, as are standards. Real programmers don't need to be told what to do, they just fucking do it, and that's that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 3:42

Thinking is for faggots, as are formal proofs. Real programmers don't need to understand what they do, they just fucking write something random, tinker with it for a few weeks until it starts to look ok, put it in production code and wait for it's broken logical foundations to expose themselves in the field, and that's that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 4:43

>>12,13
Sounds like Standard Operating Procedure.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 15:41

I prefer a deluge of documentation, to the point that it's practically pseudocode.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 15:53

Code? We don't need no stinkin' code. Read the fucking standard, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 18:19

>>15
Do you like literate programming?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 1:17

Writing code is for idiots who don't know who's dick to suck to get promoted to a manager.

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