Documentation

Documentation? We don't need no stinkin' documentation. Read the fucking code, faggot.

Documentation is for faggots, as are standards. Real programmers don't need to be told what to do, they just fucking do it, and that's that.

Thinking is for faggots, as are formal proofs. Real programmers don't need to understand what they do, they just fucking write something random, tinker with it for a few weeks until it starts to look ok, put it in production code and wait for it's broken logical foundations to expose themselves in the field, and that's that.