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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 3:09

fresh off the presses

http://i.imgur.com/4yijbT0.png

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 3:19

>>1
oh god nobody can possibly be that fucking retarded oh god no please no MY EYES FUCK THE ANTS ARE BACK AND THEY ARE COLONIZING MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 3:55

>>2
You underestimate the capacity for retardation in wymyn.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 5:28

table
no doctype, no head
style="text-align:left;"
<style>

NO THANK YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 6:59

Neither ramming nor prog.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 8:48

>>1
where is the code?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 8:56

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 9:17

FUCKING LOL!!!!! XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 9:40

>>1
BACK TO REDDIT PLEASE

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 10:20

>>6
Writing code doesn't imply using a turing complete language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 10:36

>>1
WOTCH UR PRIV LEDGE MALE PROGRAM

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 11:56

>>9
BACK TO SHITREDDITSAYS PLEASE

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 13:26

lmao xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
all my upboats ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 13:39

fresh off the reddits

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 14:03

>>4
Hello, Hacker News.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 14:32

you forgot
<p ...>...</td>

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 15:25

>>4
nitpick about cargo cult ``best practices'' regarding tables, style attributes, and doctypes
no mention of invalid code such as unclosed p tags and h1 under table

Typical ``web developer'' detected.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 15:27

>>17
sage field

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 15:28

I like how she indents every new tag regardless of its place in the tree structure.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 15:42

http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/struct/text.html#h-9.3.1

Not closing p tags is dumb, but it isn't invalid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 17:18

The wonders of HTML now go 5!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 21:05

>>20
Head is also optional.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 21:12

>>19
I like how criticisms occur when a student of a technical skill is criticized for not knowing anything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 21:14

'can't do code'

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 22:30

>>22
Not if i'm paying for dinner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 23:44

T
O
P

L
E
L

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 0:19

>>22
Every HTML document must have a TITLE element in the HEAD section.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 0:30

>>22,25
this kind of shockingly sexist humour, along with the irony in having a low self-esteem neckbeard proclaim a highly macho attitude, is the reason I fucking love /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 1:15

>>28
Thanks bby I do it just for you ^3^ *mwah*

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 1:21

>>29
kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 2:35

>>30
When every last kike is dead and my job is done, then maybe I'll consider it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 3:17

>>31
if your mission is to kill all kikes then why don't you lead by example and start by killing yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 5:20

if your mission is to check all dubs then why don't you lead by example and start by checking yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 10:48

>>32
If kikes are supposed to be so smart then why are you so blissfully retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 10:49

>>34
If kikes are supposed to be so smart then why are *you* so blissfully retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 10:56

HTML is just as much programming as any other language. Yes, I know it's not Turing complete, neither is C! (for those too stupid to know why this is, it only has finite memory) Look kid, I know learning to program a "real" programming language (if you can call Python that) is probably the toughest intellectual challenge you've ever accomplished in your life (that *is* an insult, by the way) but the fact you think your fizzbuzz script and babbies command line first text adventure puts you above the majority of the population isn't just pathetic it's hilarious. You're nothing to me, I've mastered programing languages entirely based in paradigms you couldn't even imagine. I've developed prototypes of programming languages that fuse new ideas that have never even been considered by another person. I've exploited first class continuations to produce code so elegant you'd never be able to love another human if your puny brain was only capable of understanding it. Do you really fucking think you're in a different class than a little girl taking a web design class? I'll tell it to you straight: sorry kid, you're not. Sure, go back to posting about MUH TOURING MACHINES and patting yourself on the back when you've never used anything close to the full strength the Church-Turing thesis. Maybe you still have a chance of losing that ego and ascending, if you'd just read SICP and try to see that code and data are one maybe you'd start to realize that there's a continuum between programming a page layout machine with "markup" and programming a register machine with instructions - Turing completeness is a completely arbitrary distinction to make. Are you really that desperate to grasp oneto some kind of intelligence-by-association from grouping yourself in with the big dogs? Because all it does is make you look like an idiot who doesn't understand the most fundamental aspect of all programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 11:03

It was funny until you mentioned "MUH". Please go the fuck back to /g/, Reddit, or Hacker News.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 11:08

>>37
>MFW LE YANNICK

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 11:23

>>36
thx for the pie, GRO, now I can go to sleep a little less depressive

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 11:34

>>36-39
E/G/IN WIN /G/ROS! LEEEEEEEL
>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>LE MUH
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD >2013 >NOT USING LE MEMES
E/G/IN! LEL

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 13:10

>>35
Typical unimaginative unoriginal simpleton kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 13:20

>>40
good grief, are you reading prog all the time?

Name: LEL-cunt 2013-05-22 17:59

>>42
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:06

>>40
 Typical unimaginative unoriginal simpleton kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:09

>>41,44
Typical unimaginative unoriginal simpleton muslim.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:18

>>45
Yawn, hymie, yawn.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:20

>>46
I'd get bored if the only thing I could do were bombing myself too.

Go eat a kebab or something, shitskin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:24

>>47'
>implying you're capable of doing anything to begin with

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:41

>>47
White people? More like cumskin people!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:44

>>48
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL E/G/IN
>IMPLYIN/G/
/G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL TRULY E/G/IN /G/RO!

E/G/IN G/W/IN/G/RO! LE /G/ROSKI FACE! XDDDDDDDD LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:54

>>49
At least I'm manly!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:56

>>51
Oh wow, is this the 1950s?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 22:48

>>52
It's a shame that it isn't, better opportunity to eradicate the kikes back then, and women were better behaves and people had morals.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 7:46

>>27
Not anymore...
http://www.w3.org/TR/html5/document-metadata.html#the-title-element
The title element is a required child in most situations, but when a higher-level protocol provides title information, e.g. in the Subject line of an e-mail when HTML is used as an e-mail authoring format, the title element can be omitted.
...or using the filename of the document, like every browser has always treated a missing title element.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 9:03

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 17:09

    HTML is just as much programming as any other language. Yes, I know it's not Turing complete, neither is C! (for those too stupid to know why this is, it only has finite memory) Look kid, I know learning to program a "real" programming language (if you can call Python that) is probably the toughest intellectual challenge you've ever accomplished in your life (that *is* an insult, by the way) but the fact you think your fizzbuzz script and babbies command line first text adventure puts you above the majority of the population isn't just pathetic it's hilarious. You're nothing to me, I've mastered programing languages entirely based in paradigms you couldn't even imagine. I've developed prototypes of programming languages that fuse new ideas that have never even been considered by another person. I've exploited first class continuations to produce code so elegant you'd never be able to love another human if your puny brain was only capable of understanding it. Do you really fucking think you're in a different class than a little girl taking a web design class? I'll tell it to you straight: sorry kid, you're not. Sure, go back to posting about MUH TOURING MACHINES and patting yourself on the back when you've never used anything close to the full strength the Church-Turing thesis. Maybe you still have a chance of losing that ego and ascending, if you'd just read SICP and try to see that code and data are one maybe you'd start to realize that there's a continuum between programming a page layout machine with "markup" and programming a register machine with instructions - Turing completeness is a completely arbitrary distinction to make. Are you really that desperate to grasp oneto some kind of intelligence-by-association from grouping yourself in with the big dogs? Because all it does is make you look like an idiot who doesn't understand the most fundamental aspect of all programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 17:39

>>55
I'm still wondering, how did you find out what his name was? First everyone started referring to him as Luke, but how did everyone know?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 17:40

MUH
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
E/G/IN COPYPASTA /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDD
>EWGIWGIWGIGGWOGWOGOGWOGOWGWIN/G/RO! XDDDDD
LE RE/G/G/IT MEMES LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 18:52

>>57
Because he's a privacy invasive kike, never trust kikes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 18:54

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 19:07

>>57
Also he's an amateur, he can't even get my info, lel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 19:08

>>57
Doesn't hurt that I work for a secret service that is strictly against DIRTY FUCKING YIDDISHE KIKES.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:00

I'm still wondering, how did you find out what his name was? First everyone started referring to him as Luke, but how did everyone know?
That noob started to post with the Name ``n3n7i''. It was also the handle he used for his facebook. Luke Yallop, normalfag, Albany, Australia.
2011: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1315788469/24-26

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:22

>>59
But it wasn't only him.

>>63
That noob started to post with the Name ``n3n7i''
WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW LUKE WAS N3N7I AND I NEVER MADE THE CORRELATION. HOLY FUCKING DICKS.

Name: n0n3 2013-05-25 20:25

mfw skype lol

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:36

Luke has about 5 pictures in his Facebook, and here's one.

http://i.imgur.com/Nua7nHE.jpg

God fucking damn, Luke truly is a fucking retard. At first I thought he had some kind of mental impairment like tdavis, but no, he's just a gigantic idiot. He looks like one.

Name: n0n3 2013-05-25 20:39

oh damn lol i did write that... ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:39

>>63,66
That shit is full of soundcloud links, it's definitely him.

How old is he anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:46

>>66
guarantee you use windows or mac as your main OS faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:47

http://imgur.com/a/S4Ch8
Title: Le Luke Face at imgur.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:54

>>69
No, I use Debian. Where the fuck did you get that from? Your anus?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:58

>>68
He looks about 22 in >>70-san's post.

Name: n0n3 2013-05-25 21:06

i'm actually wearing that shirt now =D
aww, i think you guys will miss me one day xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:16

>>73
How old are you, Luke?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:16

>>73
You have like 3 different shirts there, retard. Next time say which one and don't mistake your dick for an ant.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:23

you guys will miss me one day
No.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:31

so luke is that ^^ guy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:34

27th year
the first one ^^
probably... whats your name? xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:35

You know who I really miss? Mentifex. I want him to take Luke-retard's place.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:36

>>77
Yes.

>>78
You act like if you were a retarded 8-yo boy, though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:37

>>78
My name is Chaim. What is your name, young fellow?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:40

Jim?

Name: Jimmy !!lXmmSJh/5xE68da 2013-05-25 21:41

I'm here!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:44

>>82-83
Pathetic case of "different people with no mutual correlation whatsoever".

Name: Luke 2013-05-25 21:45

>>84
eat my little dingle, wired samefag

Name: n0n3 2013-05-25 21:55

I am Friendly Hologram vX4i ;D

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:56

do you guys think saging threads make u cool

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:59

>>86
That is not your name.

My name is Chaim, what's yours? Please don't make any jokes, it makes me really sad when people don't take me seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 21:59

>>87
Maybe it works like that on /g/. Go to /g/ and sage threads to get cooler. I'm sure you'll like /g/, it's such a nice place.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 22:02

>>87
No, it makes you polite. Now piss off you stupid cunt.

Name: n0n3 2013-05-25 22:09

>>88
Chaotic Intelligence Routine 509?

Name: Chaim 2013-05-25 22:11

>>91
You're making me really sad. Please don't make any jokes and tell me your name, I was nice enough to tell you mine and now you won't even tell me your own name.

Please be more considerate.

Name: Luke Yallop 2013-05-25 22:16

>>92
My name is Luke Yallop.

Name: Chaim 2013-05-25 22:26

>>93
Thank you for your consideration, Luke.

Now tell me, what do you do? Are you an student? Do you work for some company? Do you just stay at home?

Please, please, don't make any jokes this time. I'm begging you, Luke.

Name: Luke Yallop 2013-05-25 22:33

>>94
i hack the gibson

Name: Chaim 2013-05-25 22:36

>>95
Is that still you, Luke? Somehow I think you're being impersonated.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 23:29

micah?

Name: n0n3 2013-05-25 23:44

*gets shy* ^^ but aren't you playing the joke? =.

Name: n0n3 2013-05-25 23:49

...couldn't i be telling the truth? ;D

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 0:12

>>70
Damn Luke, you're a hot young stud. Sussman, chaim, shlomo et all sure are jealous of your manly gentile good looks.
>>88
pfffffffftahahahaahaha chaimer the lamer dirty fucking kike

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 0:50

>>100
pfffffffftahahahaahaha

annoying, you aren't even laughing in real life

fucker

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 0:54

>>101
lol
I didn't actually laugh out loud

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 1:12

>>102
lel
[spoiler]i did actually lel out loud, rip in peace /pierogis/[spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 1:15

ifth?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 6:49

That's why Luke gets the girls. He's not a fat basement dweller but a handsome tanned bro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 7:05

>>105
And that's why chaim and company so jelly of him.

Name: Chaim 2013-05-26 10:21

>>106
I have many female companions, including a certain shrine maiden and your mom.

Name: Chaim 2013-05-26 10:29

I'm a big fucking fat faggot please rape me.

My name is also gay as well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 10:56

>>108
Hi Gay, nice to meat you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 12:49

>>108
Now now, it's enough shame for shane lee chaim to know that he's a jewish male (which as you know means he's literally an evil ugly parasite) instead of the gorgeous pure-hearted gentile woman he wishes he could be, no need to extend his misery. Better to put him out of it entirely.

Stop the suffering of g-d's forsaken, kill a kike today. Your contribution will be toward the Greater Good.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 13:10

So... Now html is coding?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 14:46

>>111
HTML is anal complete

nice dubs

Name: Chaim 2013-05-26 15:00

>>110
I never claimed to be Shanley the filthy duckfaced whore.

Fuck you ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 18:53

I'm gonna propose to/creep hard on Shanley and make labiah jealous.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 21:13

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 21:25

ugh what a horrible song for mondy morning

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 21:34

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 21:41

http://imgur.com/a/S4Ch8
Title: Le Luke Face at imgur.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 21:41

mondy morning
lel spiderland

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 22:26

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 22:27

>>120
I'm not going to click your link, Luke-retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 22:54

Luke I'm gonna use your pics on dating sites to lure women's interest and lead them on and cry myself to sleep knowing they'll never want me because I'm jewish and therefore ugly

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 23:36

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-26 23:39

you're silly... but please don't.. haven't you heard the talhotblonde story?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 4:28

Got up nice and early this morning
`Get a job and a license and you might be good for something'
mfw i'm sleeping in tomorrow =(

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 4:35

>>124
No, I haven't, at least not that I can remember offhand. Tell it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 5:07

i don't remember it fully, and it's probably not the best example, but here goes..
There was a man and a lady both posing as younger people on the net, the woman had used a picture of her daughter, and the man just had some random pic i suppose (?)..
Anyway those two had a bit of a thing going, and i'm not really sure what happened next (they might've split up or ?).. but the guy found the daughters facebook...
and he pretty much just went nuts and killed her boyfriend..

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 5:32

>>127
That's some new age spooky campfire scarustory type shit.
1) I don't use fagbook
2) I'm not going to kill some random fakeslut's  boyfriend (who most likely also doesn't exist either) unless he is jewish, and even then only because he is jewish, not because of anything else.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 9:08

lol nah i'll be happy again tomorrow morning ^^
as long as i haven't created a shitstorm..

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 9:28

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 14:41

>my luke face when le nigger lips

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 19:12

http://imgur.com/a/S4Ch8
Title: Le Luke Face at imgur.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 19:26

>>130
you have bad taste in music luke-kun ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 21:06

>>133 probably, but i really like the first line
I am alone, but adored
By a hundred thousand more..
^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 21:21

*wonders if /prog/ gets that many visitors.... * ;D
ah well, it doesn't have to be true...

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 21:35

random-ish quote/question? =)
Does one really need control anything more than oneself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 22:12

>>134
i don't, luke-kun ^^
you seriously have bad taste at lyrics man =)

>>136
that one is really bad too luke XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 1:30

heey shut up

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 1:33

you probably just don't get it ^^ i did write it funny

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 1:39

roughly meaning ~ if you can control yourself, you might not need control anything else..? It is a question after all...

Name: n0n3 2013-05-28 5:16

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 5:45

why can't women program and are so much more likely to have borderline personality disorder?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 6:44

>omg HTML is like actually coding so it's OK.

The issue is the print screen fail, not the fact it's html, and also the fact the html is just so shitilly written it's impossible.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 12:03

>>142
because menstruation depriving the brain of blood regularly, and hormones warping what little brain activity they have

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 12:19

LLEELALLLLLLLE ELLEELELEL
XWWWWWWINNNNNG GRO GRO GO GROLOLOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 2:50

>>23
I think this is more about highly unwarranted self-importance that the person in >>1 was displaying. Students of technical skills (computer science, math, physics, etc) who display the symptoms tend to get shot down fairly quickly. Their peers, having worked long and hard to achieve a certain level of knowledge and having maintained a healthy level of scientific humility all throughout, often hate their arrogant fucking guts.

Then again, some people posting here are sexist fuckwads.

The actual reason I'm bumping this thread is because there's a "top lel" in it that I found quite enjoyable.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 4:35

>>146
sexist fuckwads
A cunt in my /prog/? No wai!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 5:01

A /prog/rider in my cunt? No wai!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 5:02

>>148
/prog/ride MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 11:42

>>148
we already know at least one /prog/rider has cleaved your labiah
he didn't give you high marks to say the least

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 13:24

>>36
Is that you're way of saying "touring completeness is a social construct"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 19:07

I am the most touring complete.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 20:26

>>146

I think the whole point of the thread is that she took a picture of her screen instead of just taking a screenshot. I wouldn't really call that a technical skillJEWJEW. But who am I to judge?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 20:33

>>1
why have did you hid names?

here is her jewbook: https://www.facebook.com/georgia.fryer3

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 20:35

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 20:43

>>155
checked 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 0:56

>>156
thanks bro
may the force be w/ u

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 1:12

>>154
The Vampire Diaries
New Girl
Glee
One Tree Hill
Filed under TV-watching subhuman piece of shit.

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