>>4 nitpick about cargo cult ``best practices'' regarding tables, style attributes, and doctypes
no mention of invalid code such as unclosed p tags and h1 under table
Typical ``web developer'' detected.
>>22 Every HTML document must have a TITLE element in the HEAD section.
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Anonymous2013-05-22 0:30
>>22,25
this kind of shockingly sexist humour, along with the irony in having a low self-esteem neckbeard proclaim a highly macho attitude, is the reason I fucking love /prog/.
>>30
When every last kike is dead and my job is done, then maybe I'll consider it.
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Anonymous2013-05-22 3:17
>>31
if your mission is to kill all kikes then why don't you lead by example and start by killing yourself?
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Anonymous2013-05-22 5:20
if your mission is to check all dubs then why don't you lead by example and start by checking yourself?
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Anonymous2013-05-22 10:48
>>32
If kikes are supposed to be so smart then why are you so blissfully retarded?
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Anonymous2013-05-22 10:49
>>34
If kikes are supposed to be so smart then why are *you* so blissfully retarded?
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Anonymous2013-05-22 10:56
HTML is just as much programming as any other language. Yes, I know it's not Turing complete, neither is C! (for those too stupid to know why this is, it only has finite memory) Look kid, I know learning to program a "real" programming language (if you can call Python that) is probably the toughest intellectual challenge you've ever accomplished in your life (that *is* an insult, by the way) but the fact you think your fizzbuzz script and babbies command line first text adventure puts you above the majority of the population isn't just pathetic it's hilarious. You're nothing to me, I've mastered programing languages entirely based in paradigms you couldn't even imagine. I've developed prototypes of programming languages that fuse new ideas that have never even been considered by another person. I've exploited first class continuations to produce code so elegant you'd never be able to love another human if your puny brain was only capable of understanding it. Do you really fucking think you're in a different class than a little girl taking a web design class? I'll tell it to you straight: sorry kid, you're not. Sure, go back to posting about MUH TOURING MACHINES and patting yourself on the back when you've never used anything close to the full strength the Church-Turing thesis. Maybe you still have a chance of losing that ego and ascending, if you'd just read SICP and try to see that code and data are one maybe you'd start to realize that there's a continuum between programming a page layout machine with "markup" and programming a register machine with instructions - Turing completeness is a completely arbitrary distinction to make. Are you really that desperate to grasp oneto some kind of intelligence-by-association from grouping yourself in with the big dogs? Because all it does is make you look like an idiot who doesn't understand the most fundamental aspect of all programming.
>>52
It's a shame that it isn't, better opportunity to eradicate the kikes back then, and women were better behaves and people had morals.
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Anonymous2013-05-23 7:46
>>27
Not anymore... http://www.w3.org/TR/html5/document-metadata.html#the-title-element The title element is a required child in most situations, but when a higher-level protocol provides title information, e.g. in the Subject line of an e-mail when HTML is used as an e-mail authoring format, the title element can be omitted.
...or using the filename of the document, like every browser has always treated a missing title element.
HTML is just as much programming as any other language. Yes, I know it's not Turing complete, neither is C! (for those too stupid to know why this is, it only has finite memory) Look kid, I know learning to program a "real" programming language (if you can call Python that) is probably the toughest intellectual challenge you've ever accomplished in your life (that *is* an insult, by the way) but the fact you think your fizzbuzz script and babbies command line first text adventure puts you above the majority of the population isn't just pathetic it's hilarious. You're nothing to me, I've mastered programing languages entirely based in paradigms you couldn't even imagine. I've developed prototypes of programming languages that fuse new ideas that have never even been considered by another person. I've exploited first class continuations to produce code so elegant you'd never be able to love another human if your puny brain was only capable of understanding it. Do you really fucking think you're in a different class than a little girl taking a web design class? I'll tell it to you straight: sorry kid, you're not. Sure, go back to posting about MUH TOURING MACHINES and patting yourself on the back when you've never used anything close to the full strength the Church-Turing thesis. Maybe you still have a chance of losing that ego and ascending, if you'd just read SICP and try to see that code and data are one maybe you'd start to realize that there's a continuum between programming a page layout machine with "markup" and programming a register machine with instructions - Turing completeness is a completely arbitrary distinction to make. Are you really that desperate to grasp oneto some kind of intelligence-by-association from grouping yourself in with the big dogs? Because all it does is make you look like an idiot who doesn't understand the most fundamental aspect of all programming.
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Anonymous2013-05-25 17:39
>>55
I'm still wondering, how did you find out what his name was? First everyone started referring to him as Luke, but how did everyone know?
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Anonymous2013-05-25 17:40
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Anonymous2013-05-25 18:52
>>57
Because he's a privacy invasive kike, never trust kikes.
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Anonymous2013-05-25 18:54
check 'em
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Anonymous2013-05-25 19:07
>>57
Also he's an amateur, he can't even get my info, lel.
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Anonymous2013-05-25 19:08
>>57
Doesn't hurt that I work for a secret service that is strictly against DIRTY FUCKING YIDDISHE KIKES.
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Anonymous2013-05-25 20:00
I'm still wondering, how did you find out what his name was? First everyone started referring to him as Luke, but how did everyone know?
That noob started to post with the Name ``n3n7i''. It was also the handle he used for his facebook. Luke Yallop, normalfag, Albany, Australia.
2011: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1315788469/24-26
>>63 That noob started to post with the Name ``n3n7i''
WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW LUKE WAS N3N7I AND I NEVER MADE THE CORRELATION. HOLY FUCKING DICKS.
God fucking damn, Luke truly is a fucking retard. At first I thought he had some kind of mental impairment like tdavis, but no, he's just a gigantic idiot. He looks like one.
>>91
You're making me really sad. Please don't make any jokes and tell me your name, I was nice enough to tell you mine and now you won't even tell me your own name.
>>70
Damn Luke, you're a hot young stud. Sussman, chaim, shlomo et all sure are jealous of your manly gentile good looks. >>88
pfffffffftahahahaahaha chaimer the lamer dirty fucking kike
>>108
Now now, it's enough shame for shane lee chaim to know that he's a jewish male (which as you know means he's literally an evil ugly parasite) instead of the gorgeous pure-hearted gentile woman he wishes he could be, no need to extend his misery. Better to put him out of it entirely.
Stop the suffering of g-d's forsaken, kill a kike today. Your contribution will be toward the Greater Good.
>>120
I'm not going to click your link, Luke-retard.
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Anonymous2013-05-26 22:54
Luke I'm gonna use your pics on dating sites to lure women's interest and lead them on and cry myself to sleep knowing they'll never want me because I'm jewish and therefore ugly
i don't remember it fully, and it's probably not the best example, but here goes..
There was a man and a lady both posing as younger people on the net, the woman had used a picture of her daughter, and the man just had some random pic i suppose (?)..
Anyway those two had a bit of a thing going, and i'm not really sure what happened next (they might've split up or ?).. but the guy found the daughters facebook...
and he pretty much just went nuts and killed her boyfriend..
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Anonymous2013-05-27 5:32
>>127
That's some new age spooky campfire scarustory type shit.
1) I don't use fagbook
2) I'm not going to kill some random fakeslut's boyfriend (who most likely also doesn't exist either) unless he is jewish, and even then only because he is jewish, not because of anything else.
why can't women program and are so much more likely to have borderline personality disorder?
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Anonymous2013-05-28 6:44
>omg HTML is like actually coding so it's OK.
The issue is the print screen fail, not the fact it's html, and also the fact the html is just so shitilly written it's impossible.
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Anonymous2013-05-28 12:03
>>142
because menstruation depriving the brain of blood regularly, and hormones warping what little brain activity they have
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Anonymous2013-05-28 12:19
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Anonymous2013-06-12 2:50
>>23
I think this is more about highly unwarranted self-importance that the person in >>1 was displaying. Students of technical skills (computer science, math, physics, etc) who display the symptoms tend to get shot down fairly quickly. Their peers, having worked long and hard to achieve a certain level of knowledge and having maintained a healthy level of scientific humility all throughout, often hate their arrogant fucking guts.
Then again, some people posting here are sexist fuckwads.
The actual reason I'm bumping this thread is because there's a "top lel" in it that I found quite enjoyable.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:35
>>146 sexist fuckwads
A cunt in my /prog/? No wai!
I think the whole point of the thread is that she took a picture of her screen instead of just taking a screenshot. I wouldn't really call that a technical skillJEWJEW. But who am I to judge?