Just got fired

Howdy, /prog/!  Just got fired from a corporate 'Front-End Developer' position!  jQuery all day and night, CSS, and an introduction to the ENTERPRISE world.
I'm broke as shit, and need a job quick!

ASCII art is welcome, as it will cheer me up. 
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Tell me about the web development world and write any highlights of positions, or whatever I'm supposed to endure/enjoy.

>>7
We've been through this, fagshit. Rumia is not Remilia. If you can't get it right, go suck a dick and die.