Howdy, /prog/! Just got fired from a corporate 'Front-End Developer' position! jQuery all day and night, CSS, and an introduction to the ENTERPRISE world.
I'm broke as shit, and need a job quick!
ASCII art is welcome, as it will cheer me up.
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Tell me about the web development world and write any highlights of positions, or whatever I'm supposed to endure/enjoy.
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Anonymous2013-04-30 7:20
I've been living off of 1.50$ a day, rice beans eggs sometimes some lettuce/cabbage and eggs. I need a job too, but HR always rejects me because I'm too White, too male, and too heterosexual. I tried smearing feces over my body during an interview once, hoping the stench and color would trick them into thinking I was from India on an H1B. They called me a racist antisemite though. Sometimes I dream about what it would've like to comb and pet Rumia's hair, and if she would let me stay with her in the basement of her mansion. I really need to find.a place to stay, but it's hard when the Jews have ruined your life.