Just got fired

Howdy, /prog/!  Just got fired from a corporate 'Front-End Developer' position!  jQuery all day and night, CSS, and an introduction to the ENTERPRISE world.
I'm broke as shit, and need a job quick!

ASCII art is welcome, as it will cheer me up. 
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Tell me about the web development world and write any highlights of positions, or whatever I'm supposed to endure/enjoy.

>>11
Now he's trying to brag... the weakest link gets cut off when you get fired, but when you get laid off you were still the weakest link, but tolerable.