Just got fired

Howdy, /prog/!  Just got fired from a corporate 'Front-End Developer' position!  jQuery all day and night, CSS, and an introduction to the ENTERPRISE world.
I'm broke as shit, and need a job quick!

ASCII art is welcome, as it will cheer me up. 
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Tell me about the web development world and write any highlights of positions, or whatever I'm supposed to endure/enjoy.

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I did fairly well considering never having worked with C#/ASP.NET.  With the exception of the project manager, the other programmers didn't even seem that talented; all day was mostly conservative/bro politics and fuckups from code that didn't work.  I'm not saying that I am that good, but I felt on-par with the others.