1: We make better music. I'll take Tupac over your emo bullshit songs anyday.
2: We have more power. Now that Obama's in office, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.
3: We're resistant to the sun. Have fun burning up every time you step outside.
4: We have bigger cocks. Face it- this has been proven by science. It's also been proven that women love huge dicks.
5: We get all the women. Like it or not, no bitch can resist a black man.
6: Our women are better. Aside from being smarter, you don't catch black women cheatin' on every goddamn boyfriend they get. Not that anyone would cheat on a black man.
7: We're just plain cooler. You always see the white kids pretending they were black, but you never see our kids trying to be white.
8: We're more physically fit. We can run faster, jump higher, and do shit you fat cracker-ass white boys could never even dream of doing.
9: We have more fun. Me and my brothers are always out partying, having a good time...while you pasty honkies sit inside, jerkin' off and watchin' your shitty Japanese cartoons.
10: Blacks are better fighters. All of the famous UFC champions and boxers have been black. And you ever see a white man that knew how to use a gun? Neither have I.
case 1: s = "Tupac is dead";
break;
case 2: s = "Obama is not my president";
break;
case 3: s = ">implying white people do outdoors labor";
break;
case 4: s = "We don't care about owning cocks or chicker or any other kfc related product";
break;
case 5: try{
s ="harder";
}catch{
return false;
}
break;
case 6: s = ">Liking woman that looks like memin pinguin";
break;
case 7: s = "White kids play cops and robbers. Being black is just one side of the game";
break;
case 8: s = "How can you play robbers if you aren not designed to be one";
break;
case 9: s = "i don't even...";
break;
case 10: s = "pointing the gun sideways doesn't make you a gunman expert";
break;
}
}
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Anonymous2013-04-21 22:29
1: We make better music. I'll take Schoenberg over your emo bullshit songs anyday.
2: We have more power. Now that army, capital and money emission is in our hands, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.
3: We're resistant to alcohol and drugs. Have fun dying from addiction.
4: We have bigger IQ. Face it- this has been proven by science. It's also been proven that women love smart and handsome Jewish boys.
5: We get all the women. Like it or not, no bitch can resist greenbacks.
6: Our women are better. Aside from being smarter, you don't catch Jewish women cheatin' on every goddamn boyfriend they get. Not that anyone would cheat on a Jew.
7: We're just plain cooler. You always see the white kids pretending they were Einsteins, but you never see our kids trying to be rednecks.
8: We're more physically fit. We defeated whole combined arabian armies, genocided all competing tribes and conquered 200 million russian empire in 1917, and do shit you fat cracker-ass white boys could never even dream of doing.
9: We have more fun. Me and my brothers are always out partying, having a good time...while you pasty honkies sit inside, jerkin' off and watchin' your shitty Japanese cartoons.
10: Jews are better scientists. All of the famous Nobel winners and engineers have been Jewish. And you ever see a white man that knew how to use a math? Neither have I.
white man that knew how to use a math knew how to use a math how to use a math use a math
how math get pragnent?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 5:47
>>1
Oh wow, that was great. I love ironic comedy. Haha, its hilarious because none of that was true! Ha ha hahahaha! Oh man, you should go into the business man. whooooo, that was rich. :D:D::D:D::D:D:D XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd LLLLLEEEEEELLLLLLL
But you are not great planners. I agree you have a role in society. An important one too. Especially because you are more physically fit. Traditionally you worked the land, while the "honkies" do the long term planning, trading and the human resource management.
You see, there is room for both of us. There is no need for hostility. We have worked together for a 1000 years now. And if I could choose we would work together till eternity.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 5:54
All right, you've convinced me. Where do I go to become black? Do I need to sign some forms or something?