10 Reasons why Whites are jealous of Blacks

1: We make better music. I'll take Tupac over your emo bullshit songs anyday.
2: We have more power. Now that Obama's in office, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.
3: We're resistant to the sun. Have fun burning up every time you step outside.
4: We have bigger cocks. Face it- this has been proven by science. It's also been proven that women love huge dicks.
5: We get all the women. Like it or not, no bitch can resist a black man.
6: Our women are better. Aside from being smarter, you don't catch black women cheatin' on every goddamn boyfriend they get. Not that anyone would cheat on a black man.
7: We're just plain cooler. You always see the white kids pretending they were black, but you never see our kids trying to be white.
8: We're more physically fit. We can run faster, jump higher, and do shit you fat cracker-ass white boys could never even dream of doing.
9: We have more fun. Me and my brothers are always out partying, having a good time...while you pasty honkies sit inside, jerkin' off and watchin' your shitty Japanese cartoons.
10: Blacks are better fighters. All of the famous UFC champions and boxers have been black. And you ever see a white man that knew how to use a gun? Neither have I.

1: We make better music. I'll take Schoenberg over your emo bullshit songs anyday.
2: We have more power. Now that army, capital and money emission is in our hands, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.
3: We're resistant to alcohol and drugs. Have fun dying from addiction.
4: We have bigger IQ. Face it- this has been proven by science. It's also been proven that women love smart and handsome Jewish boys.
5: We get all the women. Like it or not, no bitch can resist greenbacks.
6: Our women are better. Aside from being smarter, you don't catch Jewish women cheatin' on every goddamn boyfriend they get. Not that anyone would cheat on a Jew.
7: We're just plain cooler. You always see the white kids pretending they were Einsteins, but you never see our kids trying to be rednecks.
8: We're more physically fit. We defeated whole combined arabian armies, genocided all competing tribes and conquered 200 million russian empire in 1917, and do shit you fat cracker-ass white boys could never even dream of doing.
9: We have more fun. Me and my brothers are always out partying, having a good time...while you pasty honkies sit inside, jerkin' off and watchin' your shitty Japanese cartoons.
10: Jews are better scientists. All of the famous Nobel winners and engineers have been Jewish. And you ever see a white man that knew how to use a math? Neither have I.