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Bitcoin to hit $1 billion/BTC by August

Name: I NEED ANOTHER BITCOIN THREAD 2013-04-04 20:15

The economists have spoken. There is no more refuting it. Soon Europe will switch to bitcoin completely after the Euro hits hyperinflation and the US has announced that they will soon accept payment of taxes in BTC. Russia has nothing that anyone wants to buy, so they are irrelevant, but Japan has promised to start selling Touhou sex dolls and hentai in BTC as well. According to OPEC, all oil trades will be switching to BTC as well.

Why haven't you taken out a mortgage and spent your life savings on bitcoin yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:21

Ask someone using a real currency why they use it and they'll tell you they can buy goods or services with it. Ask a bitcoin shill why they use their currency and they respond with giant walls of meaningless technobabble about cryptography and conspiracy theories which still don't change the fact that you can't buy groceries with bitcoins.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:21

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:26

Bitcoin is the mark of the devil. It clearly says in the bible that the NWO will require their mark to buy anything. ZOG plans to force a change in the protocol that only allows the UN to issue new addresses, and they will have a permanent log of absolutely everything that goes on. The reptilians have already broken all encryption, so if they want, the Jews (their thralls) can crack your private key and take your bitcoins at will. But that won't be necessary, because the NSA will issue everyone an RSA key thing that serves as a BTC wallet and as ID. They will not allow anyone to buy or sell without that key and an entry in the blockchain. Anyone who uses bitcoin is worshiping Satan and hates freedom.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:30

[quote]Japan has promised to start selling Touhou sex dolls and hentai in BTC[/quote]
Not just that - they will replace the yen and become the national currency when SHTF

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:30

Check these sweet dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:36

>>5
that's not how you quote

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:47

Aw shwitz!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:56

Holy hot cocks, MtGox just announced that they are buying the NYSE and Nasdaq!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 20:56

>>4
The so-called Genesis Block actually have a collision with some salt + 666

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 21:00

Desperate for dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 21:04

Bitcoin is going to hit big when more and more companies switch over to microtransactions. Consider: instead of having ads, your browser just sends 0.000012462678 mBTC to the site and you can load it in eight hours after it has six confirmations. This would be even better for stopping spam email: every time you send an email, you have to pass along 0.00163735 mBTC or else it is instantly bounced. It gives an incentive to run email relays and limits the amount of spam that a spammer can send.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 21:13

>>12
I'd much rather wait eight hours than see an ad!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 21:15

>>13
I would willingly wait eight hours just to see an ad!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 21:18

>>1 lol isn't that a little optimistic?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 21:29

>>12
Good think moot's not around to hear this. He'd start charging by the post if he could use his very small, very Jewish brain to figure out how to get people to accept it.

Just wait, when someone finds a way to get around ReCAPTCHA it'll cost to post and maybe even browse.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 22:23

http://www.walmart.com/associates_only/wordpress/news?q=soon-accepting-bitcoin : "Effective immediately Wal★Mart will be accepting bitcoin in all locations and will open lounges in every store in the world so people can wait until 6 confirms before leaving with their goods. Wal★Mart hopes that this will simplify accounting, as the company only has to deal with one currency worldwide. The company plans to phase payments in local currencies out within 3 to 5 years. Employees will be paid in their local currency for two more weeks, at which point they will receive their wages in bitcoin. Sam Walton could not be reached for comment."

@exxon: "All exxon branded stores are now required to install equipment to accept BTC. (1/2)" "we hope to be accepting BTC within 6 months. (2/2)"

Visa's Facebook: "All new credit card charges will be denominated in bitcoin, and must be paid in bitcoin. Interest on existing debt must be paid in bitcoin as well."

http://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/policies/23852345hyj3.htm : "The federal government recognizes the validity of bitcoin and it's superiority over the dollar and all fiat currencies. As such, all new issue United States Treasury Bonds, United States Treasury Bills, United States Treasury Notes, United States Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities, United States HH/H Savings Bonds, United States I Savings Bonds, and United States EE/E Savings Bonds will now be denominated in bitcoin or litecoin. All existing United States Treasury Bonds, United States Treasury Bills, United States Treasury Notes, United States Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities, United States HH/H Savings Bonds, United States I Savings Bonds, and United States EE/E Savings Bonds may be converted to bitcoin through TreasuryDirect.gov ."

Now you CAN buy groceries, gas, debt, and investments with bitcoin!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 22:29

>>2
Real currency is only as real as the person accepting it. Think about that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 22:39

>>18
Nothing is real. Nothing exists; all is a dream. God - man - the world - the sun, the moon, the wilderness of stars - a dream, all a dream; they have no existence. Nothing exists save empty space - and you!

And you are not you - you have no body, no blood, no bones, you are but a thought. I myself have no existence; I am but a dream - your dream, creature of your imagination. In a moment you will have realized this, then you will banish me from your visions and I shall dissolve into the nothingness out of which you made me . . .


I am perishing already - I am failing - I am passing away. In a little while you will be alone in shoreless space, to wander its limitless solitudes without friend or comrade forever - for you will remain a thought, the only existent thought, and by your nature inextinguishable, indestructible. But I, your poor servant, have revealed you to yourself and set you free. Dream other dreams, and better!


Strange! that you should not have suspected years ago - centuries, ages, eons, ago! - for you have existed, companionless, through all the eternities.


Strange, indeed, that you should not have suspected that your universe and its contents were only dreams, visions, fiction! Strange, because they are so frankly and hysterically insane - like all dreams: a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice and invented hell - mouths mercy and invented hell - mouths Golden Rules, and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him! . . .


You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks - in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier.


It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 22:40

>>4
The reptilians
oh god.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 22:43

Satoshi Nakamoto is now the richest man on earth.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 22:52

>>21
nop, but maybe Pirate is

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 23:05

>>12
spammers use other people's infected computers anyways, so that would just be charging other people.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-04 23:58

>>23
That's a feature! When people start noticing an actual impact on their wallet (get it? "wallet", *snigger*), they will care about not letting their computers get viruses and shit from all those shady fetish porn sites they visit, reducing spam even further.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 0:16

>>24
99 infected legitimate domains for every infected adult web site
www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/30/unsafe_surfing/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 0:25

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 0:27

>>25
Whatever faggot. It was just an example of how people do stupid things like download downloadmanager59595_analfuck.mpg.exe and then don't care that they are suddenly selling v1agra. Stop being so autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 0:27

>>26
HELLA26, dude

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 1:04

>>27
that link doesnt work

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 1:16

>>29
That's a good thing.
It looks to me like it could be a virus or a trojan horse.
I work for Norton btw ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 1:42

>>27
What is >>27 an example of? A forum user grasping at straws to maintain credibility? And what is >>31 an example of?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 2:19

>>31
Grasp at this! *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 2:36

>>31
What is >>31 an example of? /polecat kebabs/? And what is >>33 an example of?
Rampant, flagrant homosexuality, in my opinion.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 2:55

>>31
You're the example of a asshole. You're a ASSHOLE. Fuck you, asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 3:03

>>2
BTC won't ever replace dollars issued by the government. BTC is the most anonymous and cheap way of transferring money online. People buy a lot of stuff online. BTC (or something like it) could replace Paypal the same way Linux replaced UNIX on servers. For argument's sake, let's say bitcoin is bad, flawed, slow, etc. The cheap bad tends to drive out the expensive good. Bypassing all the lawyers and red tape behind one person transferring a sum of money to a business is a groundbreaking thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 3:18

how does bitcoin compare with chaum's ecash?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 3:24

>>35
Well, that's a good point.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 3:52

>>35
>dollars issued by the government

I smell a jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 3:59

>>38
I smell an imageredditor.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-05 5:00

Both Reddit and moot are heavily invested in bitcoin. Don't think for a second that their fellow Hebrews would let them fail.

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