Bitcoin to hit $1 billion/BTC by August

The economists have spoken. There is no more refuting it. Soon Europe will switch to bitcoin completely after the Euro hits hyperinflation and the US has announced that they will soon accept payment of taxes in BTC. Russia has nothing that anyone wants to buy, so they are irrelevant, but Japan has promised to start selling Touhou sex dolls and hentai in BTC as well. According to OPEC, all oil trades will be switching to BTC as well.

Why haven't you taken out a mortgage and spent your life savings on bitcoin yet?

Ask someone using a real currency why they use it and they'll tell you they can buy goods or services with it. Ask a bitcoin shill why they use their currency and they respond with giant walls of meaningless technobabble about cryptography and conspiracy theories which still don't change the fact that you can't buy groceries with bitcoins.