Bitcoin to hit $1 billion/BTC by August

The economists have spoken. There is no more refuting it. Soon Europe will switch to bitcoin completely after the Euro hits hyperinflation and the US has announced that they will soon accept payment of taxes in BTC. Russia has nothing that anyone wants to buy, so they are irrelevant, but Japan has promised to start selling Touhou sex dolls and hentai in BTC as well. According to OPEC, all oil trades will be switching to BTC as well.

Why haven't you taken out a mortgage and spent your life savings on bitcoin yet?

Bitcoin is the mark of the devil. It clearly says in the bible that the NWO will require their mark to buy anything. ZOG plans to force a change in the protocol that only allows the UN to issue new addresses, and they will have a permanent log of absolutely everything that goes on. The reptilians have already broken all encryption, so if they want, the Jews (their thralls) can crack your private key and take your bitcoins at will. But that won't be necessary, because the NSA will issue everyone an RSA key thing that serves as a BTC wallet and as ID. They will not allow anyone to buy or sell without that key and an entry in the blockchain. Anyone who uses bitcoin is worshiping Satan and hates freedom.