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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 7:01

What's a good way to learn javascript?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 7:11

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 7:36

Name: Me_Java_You_Script 2013-03-17 9:04

Study the Mentifex AI Mind in English at

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html

or grok the artificial Mind in Russian at

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/Dushka.html

http://mind.sourceforge.net/js.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 9:08


  /^^^^^^^^^^^\ Thought = Subject + Verb + Object /^^^^^^^^^^^\
 |     EYE     |                                 |    EAR      |
  \           /          __________               \           /
   |         |          / Sentence \               |         |
  /           \         \__________/              /           \
 /   Visual    \        /          \             /  Auditory   \
|    Memory     |  ____/___       __\___        |   Memory      |
|    Channel    | /  Noun- \     / Verb-\       |   Channel     |
|     _____     | \ Phrase /     \Phrase/       |    _______    |
|    /image\    |  \______/       \____/        |   / d-    \   |
|   / of a  \   |   ___|___    ____/  \______   |   \  o-   /   |
|   \  dog  /   |  /Subject\  /Verb\  /Object\  |    \  g  /    |
|    \_____/    |  \_______/  \____/  \______/  |     \___/     |

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 9:52

JavaScript has a lot of other advantages, if you stop and think about it.
A. Security is a non-issue with JavaScript; it's built into the language.
Even though the AI is dangerous, it is only dangerous if it grows and multiplies and takes over the world -- which it is not going to do in its JavaScript incarnation.

For AI in JavaScript to become dangerous and a threat to human primacy, something like the following outlandish and far-fetched scenario would have to take place. First, highly skillful and ingenious programmers would have to take notice of the JavaScript AI floating around the Web. Then the world's best programmers -- who are already extremely busy -- would have to perceive some sort of intellectual and bragging-rights challenge in taking apart the JavaScript artificial intelligence and putting it back together again with enhanced capabilities and genetic traits likely to ensure the survival and success of AI entities in the brutally Darwinian jungle that is the World Wide Web, no thanks to TimBL.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 12:42

The only winning way to learn javascript is not to learn it

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 16:51

>>3
Fuck off
jQuery has a shitty syntax

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 16:54

>>8
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    }) 
});

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 16:59

>>9
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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:31

>>6
There are plenty of JS sandbox vulnerabilities in the wild. Tough luck, Genghis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 19:46

Become a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 19:52

>>8
Fuck off, Javashit is shit for fags, niggers and kikes.

>>9-10

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}();

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 19:58

>>13
)))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 20:14

>>14
At least it's only one symbol as opposed to the three symbols in >>13.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 21:03

>>15
Count these:
)};)};)};)};

Now count these:
))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 22:51

>>16
Count these: >>13
Now count these: >>14

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 22:59

if you know programming already: crockford is a good start
else: try eloquent javascript

keep mdn on hand
write small programs and show them to your friends
read source of underscore,  backbone, express

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:09

>>22
Nice dubs, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:09

>>22
Yeah, that was awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:09

>>22
Consider them checked.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:09

>>16-17
Now check these:

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:16

>>19-22
Samefaggot!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:30

>>23
Oh no, I've been found out! How could you tell?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 6:16

>>8
This.
jQuery is for loosers who can't be bothered to type document.getElementsByClassName('your mom');
instead of $('.your mom')

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 12:38

>>25
It's ``losers'', /g/friend. And not even a ton of sugar coating will make me eat the spoonful of elephant shit you call ``Javascript''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 13:53

click 'view source' on every site

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 15:05

>>25
getElementsByClassName() didn't even exist until a couple of years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 16:11

>>26
fuck you subhuman russian scum

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 16:45

>>29
I'm not the Russian self-hating kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 16:50

>>30
Yes you are! oh yes you are!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 18:31

eloquent javascript or code academy

Name: Rabbi Chaim Goldstein 2013-03-18 18:35

Name: Rabbi Chaim Goldstein 2013-03-18 18:37

ספר זה מלמד JavaScript צעד אחר צעד. ספר זה מלמד תכנות ומיועד למי שלמד HTML בעבר ורוצה לדעת לתכנת אתרים דינמיים. הספר מתחיל מתוכניות פשוטות מאוד, ובכל נושא יש דוגמאות, תרשימים וכלים העוזרים להבנת הנושאים. למי שלמד את הפרקים הראשונים או שלמד JavaScript בעבר, ספר זה מלמד תיכנות ברמה גבוהה ושימוש בספריות JavaScript.

שפת JavaScript נמצאת בשימוש במיליארדי דפים ברשת התורמת לשיפור העיצוב, לתקיפות טפסים, זיהוי דפדפנים, יצירת אנימציות וכו'. נוסף לכך, ככל שהזמן הולך, הישומים באינטרנט הופכים לפופולריים יותר. דוגמאות טובות לכך הם השירותים של גוגל כמו גוגל דוקס.

שָׁלוֹם עֲלֵיכֶם

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 18:41

>>33
wtf, why is everything flipped?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 18:46

>>35
Because that's how G-d intended it, dumb goy!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 1:47

>>33,36
I can't read this

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 3:28

>>37

That feel when I was at a friend's Bat Mitzvah[*] and tried to learn Hebrew from the Synagogue's side-by-side translated Torah while waiting for the ceremony to start.

I actually got a few words figured out!

[*]: Yes, Bat Mitzvah does indeed mean she was a girl.  tfw she is not my gf

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 3:38

>>35
Pretty much all of the Semitic languages are written right-to-left.

Ancient Egyptian, Phoenician, and Archaic Greek were sometimes written in boustrophedon (alternating LTR/RTL), so count yourself lucky.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 4:24

>>39
boustrophedon

That's actually very efficient!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:27

>>34
ماذا تفعل

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:27

check em

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:29

check these

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:31

>>38
Bat Mitzvah means she was something much worse than a girl as well... Tfw she is not your gf should be a good one! (unless you're a kike-lover)

Name: Rabbi Chaim Goldstein 2013-03-20 20:38

>>41
Burn in al-Hell, al-muslim!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:45

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:49

>>46
"home away from home" for Jews on campus and offers a wealth of social, educational and spiritual programs at campuses across America and around the globe.
I.e. helps Jews to cooperate against non-Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 22:37

>>46
Are dragons (and by extension Chinese culture) Jewish?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 22:41

>>48
In Slavic mythology dragon depicts Khazar Jew.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobrynya_Nikitich

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 22:47

>>49
Pattern not found: jew
Are you trolling me again, Nikitich Sadkovski?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 22:51

>>50
this personage evolved from the Slavic warlord Dobrynya, who led the armies of Svyatoslav the Great.

Sviatoslav is famous for his incessant campaigns in the east and south, which precipitated the collapse of two great powers of Eastern Europe—Khazaria and the First Bulgarian Empire

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 22:54

>>51
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svyatoslav_I
In 2005, reports circulated that a village in the Belgorod region had erected a monument to Sviatoslav's victory over the Khazars by the Russian sculptor Vyacheslav Klykov. The reports described the 13-meter tall statue as depicting a Rus' cavalryman trampling a supine Khazar bearing a Star of David. This created an outcry within the Jewish community of Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 23:09

>>51-52
Please document Symta (´・ω・`)

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 23:17

>>53
Ok.

Message `is` asks object if it complies with a given type, like in http://0chan.hk/c/src/13638284140693.png and http://0chan.hk/c/src/13638286052791.png

Message `to`, sent to a number, produces a list of numbers, like in 0 to 10 by Step, although by Step is optional and defaults to 1. When sent to a symbol, `to` enumarates character between given two characters.

is that enough documentation?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 23:19

DUBS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 0:32

>>51
Khazaria
So that's why the JEWS hate the Slavic people so much.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 0:37

Dobrynya Nikitich

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 8:40

>>46,48,52
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 8:43

>>57
dobrynya delicate flower

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 10:50

60 get

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 12:35

>>56
So that's why the JEWS hate the Slavic people so much.
There are a lot of reasons, why Jews and Slavs hate each other:
1. Usury, Shinkars, economic domination, etc...
2. Jews doing dirty business and scamming Slavs: reaction were progroms or just beating some Jew to death.
3. Slavs voluntarily helped Nazis exterminating the Jews: http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Процесс_над_пособниками_немецких_оккупантов_в_Краснодаре
4. Russian historic elites were anti-Semitic and people supported them in this (Pale of Settlement, Black Hundreds, etc..)

After the outbreak of WWII, the paranoid Stalin, saw in Poles his potential enemies, and actively persecuted them. Hundreds of Thousand of Poles were sent to Siberia. During this period, many Jews, that for long times were denied employment opportunities, welcomed the change in government and became functionaries of the new regime.

It is true that Poles actively helped the Germans, by denouncing the Jews hiding under assumed Polish identity, catching the hiding Jews and delivering them to the Germans, or killing them outright. Some Polish underground organization like the NSZ, existed for the sole purpose of killing the Jews hiding in the forest.

Suppressing the numerous rebellions, which bloodstained the XIX century Poland, the tsarist government for political reasons, spared the Warsaw Jews, and they have shown, in terms of the rebels, excessive loyalty to the authorities, in addition, staying away from opposition, they were able to maintain and even increase their trade turnover in a country ravaged by repressions. This historical fact had great influence on the development of anti-Jewish sentiment in Poland. However, studying the story more closely, we find in it a vicious circle. Tsarist officials did not cause harm to the Jews in Poland, but, at the same time, they organized anti-Jewish pogroms in Russia. These different patterns of behavior have common cause: the Russian government believed that the Jews in Russia and in Poland are unable to assimilate and, following the needs of their policies, organized the mass killings of Jews in Moscow and Kiev (in order to strengthen the empire), in Warsaw, tsarist government patronized the Jews to maintain the discord among the Poles, who, in contrast, showed only hatred and contempt towards Polish Jewry, but the reason was the same: the Jews were unable to integrate into society.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 13:03

>>61
I didn't read any of that shit. Nobody cares.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 13:09

3. Slavs voluntarily helped Nazis exterminating the Jews
Nazis exterminating the Jews
the Jews
exterminated
Exterminated is a funny word for a population increase.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 13:52

>>63
HAHAHAHAHAHA. We've got actual Holocaust deniers here? Oh, you must be Benito. Long time no see. Still writing shitty science fiction short stories? Feel free to share some.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 14:14

In some countries it's illegal to deny the Holocaust.
So much for freedom of speech.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 14:17

>>65
I agree with you, everyone has the right to be a retarded fuckwad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 14:25

>>64
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We've got actual Holohoax believers here? Oh, you must be Shlomo. Long time still seeing. Still writing shitty fictional holohoax short stories? Feel free to burn in an oven.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 14:28

>>67
Somebody got all mad because nobody takes him seriously, not even ironically, on a board full of trolls. Here's a hint: it's because you are a moron.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 14:53

>>68
Somebody  got all mad because he's jealous of my 69GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 14:57

>>69
your post number is sexist, you will be fired.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 15:03

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 15:35

>>71
Nice dups bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 15:42

>>70
oh no, please don't integrate this as a /prog/ meme.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 16:25

>>73
I don't think anyone would have thought of that if you didn't post it. NEW /PROG/ MEME!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 16:40

>>74
FUCK. If you succeed, I will fucking track you down and have a beer with you, friend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 20:32

Shouldn't it be Genderist? ^^ that biatch firing the rude guys is technically the Sexist!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 20:48

and anyway, what is ``-ist'' supposed to mean?
Race -> Racist // Feminine -> Feminist...
Do feminists hate the other gender or something..?
Or do racists just champion their own race..?

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