Javascript

What's a good way to learn javascript?

http://www.cprogramming.com/

http://learn.jquery.com/

Study the Mentifex AI Mind in English at

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html

or grok the artificial Mind in Russian at

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/Dushka.html

http://mind.sourceforge.net/js.html


  /^^^^^^^^^^^\ Thought = Subject + Verb + Object /^^^^^^^^^^^\
 |     EYE     |                                 |    EAR      |
  \           /          __________               \           /
   |         |          / Sentence \               |         |
  /           \         \__________/              /           \
 /   Visual    \        /          \             /  Auditory   \
|    Memory     |  ____/___       __\___        |   Memory      |
|    Channel    | /  Noun- \     / Verb-\       |   Channel     |
|     _____     | \ Phrase /     \Phrase/       |    _______    |
|    /image\    |  \______/       \____/        |   / d-    \   |
|   / of a  \   |   ___|___    ____/  \______   |   \  o-   /   |
|   \  dog  /   |  /Subject\  /Verb\  /Object\  |    \  g  /    |
|    \_____/    |  \_______/  \____/  \______/  |     \___/     |

JavaScript has a lot of other advantages, if you stop and think about it.
A. Security is a non-issue with JavaScript; it's built into the language.
Even though the AI is dangerous, it is only dangerous if it grows and multiplies and takes over the world -- which it is not going to do in its JavaScript incarnation.

For AI in JavaScript to become dangerous and a threat to human primacy, something like the following outlandish and far-fetched scenario would have to take place. First, highly skillful and ingenious programmers would have to take notice of the JavaScript AI floating around the Web. Then the world's best programmers -- who are already extremely busy -- would have to perceive some sort of intellectual and bragging-rights challenge in taking apart the JavaScript artificial intelligence and putting it back together again with enhanced capabilities and genetic traits likely to ensure the survival and success of AI entities in the brutally Darwinian jungle that is the World Wide Web, no thanks to TimBL.

The only winning way to learn javascript is not to learn it

>>3
Fuck off
jQuery has a shitty syntax

>>8
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>>9
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>>6
There are plenty of JS sandbox vulnerabilities in the wild. Tough luck, Genghis.

Become a faggot.

>>8
Fuck off, Javashit is shit for fags, niggers and kikes.

>>9-10

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>>13
)))))))))))))

>>14
At least it's only one symbol as opposed to the three symbols in >>13.

>>15
Count these:
)};)};)};)};

Now count these:
))))))))))))

>>16
Count these: >>13
Now count these: >>14

if you know programming already: crockford is a good start
else: try eloquent javascript

keep mdn on hand
write small programs and show them to your friends
read source of underscore,  backbone, express

>>22
Nice dubs, bro!

>>22
Yeah, that was awesome!

>>22
Consider them checked.

>>16-17
Now check these:

>>19-22
Samefaggot!

>>23
Oh no, I've been found out! How could you tell?

>>8
This.
jQuery is for loosers who can't be bothered to type document.getElementsByClassName('your mom');
instead of $('.your mom')

>>25
It's ``losers'', /g/friend. And not even a ton of sugar coating will make me eat the spoonful of elephant shit you call ``Javascript''.

click 'view source' on every site

>>25
getElementsByClassName() didn't even exist until a couple of years ago.

>>26
fuck you subhuman russian scum

>>29
I'm not the Russian self-hating kike.

>>30
Yes you are! oh yes you are!

eloquent javascript or code academy

http://he.wikibooks.org/wiki/JavaScript

ספר זה מלמד JavaScript צעד אחר צעד. ספר זה מלמד תכנות ומיועד למי שלמד HTML בעבר ורוצה לדעת לתכנת אתרים דינמיים. הספר מתחיל מתוכניות פשוטות מאוד, ובכל נושא יש דוגמאות, תרשימים וכלים העוזרים להבנת הנושאים. למי שלמד את הפרקים הראשונים או שלמד JavaScript בעבר, ספר זה מלמד תיכנות ברמה גבוהה ושימוש בספריות JavaScript.

שפת JavaScript נמצאת בשימוש במיליארדי דפים ברשת התורמת לשיפור העיצוב, לתקיפות טפסים, זיהוי דפדפנים, יצירת אנימציות וכו'. נוסף לכך, ככל שהזמן הולך, הישומים באינטרנט הופכים לפופולריים יותר. דוגמאות טובות לכך הם השירותים של גוגל כמו גוגל דוקס.

שָׁלוֹם עֲלֵיכֶם

>>33
wtf, why is everything flipped?

>>35
Because that's how G-d intended it, dumb goy!

>>33,36
I can't read this

>>37

That feel when I was at a friend's Bat Mitzvah[*] and tried to learn Hebrew from the Synagogue's side-by-side translated Torah while waiting for the ceremony to start.

I actually got a few words figured out!

[*]: Yes, Bat Mitzvah does indeed mean she was a girl.  tfw she is not my gf

>>35
Pretty much all of the Semitic languages are written right-to-left.

Ancient Egyptian, Phoenician, and Archaic Greek were sometimes written in boustrophedon (alternating LTR/RTL), so count yourself lucky.

>>39
boustrophedon

That's actually very efficient!