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Team

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 20:46

Hey guys who wants to be on a code team?
Coding by yourself is fun, and can get small things done.
But on a team its awesome, people to talk to, every finishes
things like they're nothing, massive projects completed in no
time, and if the project gets well known, then everyone gets
credit, and gets their name out. What is there to lose?
maybe you'll rage at some idiot that could possible get
on the team some how, but thats just lawls. COME ON GUYS!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-15 14:33

Are we going to use Scrum?  Who is going to be the ScrumMaster?

Name: Rabbi Chaim Goldstein 2013-03-15 14:37

May I take that job, >>65-san?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-15 14:38

>>66
No, you are already assigned the role of CumDumpster

Name: Rabbi Chaim Goldstein 2013-03-15 14:40

>>67
Come on, you know I'd do a good job as the ScrumMaster. Leave it to me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-15 15:16

>>47
And javascript is a glorified SDL prototype of a language no one knew or wanted, which had LISP knowledge as a dependency.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-15 16:25

>>69
JavaShit is an ugly Self wannabe. It has nothing to do with Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-15 16:54

Team is legion

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 1:47

bump guys make it plz

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 3:07

>>70 javascript is actually pretty nice

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 3:48

>>73

js> 0 == ""
true
js> 0 == []
true
js> 0 == [,]
true
js> 0 == [,,]
false

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 4:30

AHERRR HERRRRR HERRRRRR WAT R U DOIN DAT FOR? U FLUFFIN :D :D? HERRRR RHERRRRRR HERRRRRRRRRRRR!! :D! :D!

CUM JOIN US

WE UR FRENDZ! :D :D! :D!

R R R!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 11:05

>>74 seems legit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 11:07

>>74 seems legit
>your asking for
js> 0 === ""
fales
js> 0 === []
false
js> 0 === [,]
false
js> 0 === [,,]
They are indeed the same, they are all empty data. but they are not the same data type. Thats the way it belongs

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 11:13

>>73,75-77
Back to /g/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 12:05

bne $0 ''
les edi, dword ptr
cld
mov ecx,500d
mov eax,00000h
rep stosd
and ecx,00003h
rep stosb
bne $0 stosd

someone want to evaluate that for me?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 15:23

>>77

js> 0 == []
true
js> [] == []
false
js> [,] == [,]
false
js> [,,] == [,,]
false

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 15:33

What's our purpose than? I'd say it would mean jack shit what it is, people built stupid bricks of pyramids for fucks sake, I'm just saying there must be a purpose, be it building pyramids or what ever, something to strive for. I'm sure there are folks just waiting for that purpose, heck I'm ready to build shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 16:17

first task ( assuming everyone agress with the browser idea )
write a lisp proposal using every spect of what the new code would look like.
You really don't even have to do the html/body/head shit. totally get rid of it. we are reinventing the wheel here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 17:22

>>82
What are your thoughts on >>23's proposal?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 18:05

>>83
Fluid shit, make it more like gopher

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 18:08

>>83
Its alright, but not specific. that was just showing some guy how to use lisp, but I want every page element that could possible be needed

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 18:27

>>85
You want someone to come up with a unique, complete, normalised sexp specification on the spot? Something dedicated working groups haven't been able to do properly in two decades?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 21:30

>>86 pretty much, but not complete, just enough to start with.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 22:30

>>86
Just why the fuck do you think the W3C is part of the "dedicated working groups" you're talking about? A bunch of incompetent kikes suggesting XML and Enterprise 2.0 standards cannot come up with a unique, complete and normalized standard just like you say.

At least we've read our SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:38

>>84
Is this better? (htmlSexp (header (script 'SchemeScript "scadTrack.lithp") (title "/g/ - Guro") (author "Anonymous")) (background blue)  (body (strong (emphasis (underline (overline (strike-through (blink (superscript (subscript (spoiler (paragraph "Something like this perhaps"))))))))))) (footer (copyright 'AllRightsReserved 'ViolatersWillBeSuedToTheFullestExtentOfTheLaw) (donate "Consider buying a gurochan pass with Bitcoin")))

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:44

>>89
htmlSexp
AAUGH MY EYES

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 3:00

>>89
>>90
Maybe it would help if you indented it like a curly-bracket language?


    (htmlSexp
    (header
        (script 'SchemeScript "scadTrack.lithp")
        (title "/g/ - Guro")
        (author "Anonymous")
    )
    (background blue)
    (body
        (strong
            (emphasis
                (underline
                    (overline
                        (strike-through
                            (blink
                                (superscript
                                    (subscript
                                        (spoiler
                                            (paragraph
                                                "Something like this perhaps"
                                            )
                                        )
                                    )
                                )
                            )
                        )
                    )
                )
            )
        )
    )
    (footer
        (copyright 'AllRightsReserved 'ViolatersWillBeSuedToTheFullestExtentOfTheLaw)
        (donate "Consider buying a gurochan pass with Bitcoin")
    )
)


...Oh look, you don't know jack shit about HTML. Good work there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 3:10


(htmlSexp
    (header
        (script 'SchemeScript "scadTrack.lithp")
        (title "/g/ - Guro")
        (author "Anonymous"))
    (background blue)
    (body $ strong $ emphasis $ underline $ overline $ strike-through $ blink
          $ superscript $ subscript $ spoiler $ paragraph
          "Something like this perhaps")
    (footer
        (copyright 'AllRightsReserved 'ViolatersWillBeSuedToTheFullestExtentOfTheLaw)
        (donate "Consider buying a gurochan pass with Bitcoin")))

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 3:14

Despite joking about HTML/CSS/JS, /prog/ trolls can't into web.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 3:17

>>93
Despite joking about shit/piss/vomit, /prog/ trolls can't into my puddle of piss shit and vomit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 3:27

shit/piss/vomit MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 4:09

>>94
It's really not that hard to recognize that paragraph tags go on the outside, dude. Or that footer goes inside body.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 9:59

>>96
I don't really think >>94 was defending >>92.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 14:43

(page (head (script whatever.lithp)) (content (paragraph $underline $blink $red $bold $strikethrough This better?) (spoiler Or this?) (footer $bottom $horizontalFill ($bordertop 1px solid black) Thanks for using 4changuro))
)

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 14:52

100GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 16:22

>>99
In the real world, tags like paragraph are abbreviated to <p>. Do they not teach Huffman coding in Discrete Mathematics at your university?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 16:58

>>101 They do, but we're not using html shit, look at everyone else
>>100 I'm glad getting a hundred first time (posting|) on /prog/
Didn't think it was that easy.
What about "proguro"

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 17:07

>>102
You're like a naive child trying to contribute meaningfully but still succumbing to the urge to GET like a /b/a/b/y.

Anyway half the point of using s-expressions over html is higher information density (content:formatting ratio), and doing stupid things like "paragraph" everywhere ain't gonna solve shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 17:14

>>103
PROTIP:paragraph denotes a paragraph of text.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 17:17

>>104
PROTIP: I was talking about the abbreviation thereof, you clueless total fucking moron.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 17:17

>>105
or lack*

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 17:25

>>105
PROTIP:using imprecision results in poor test results and confusion in interpretation. Learn to use precise language for successful transmission of information.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 17:35

>>107
Perhaps you should read words in the context of the sentence surrounding them next time. Just a thought.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:07

>>105
lmfao u retard, the abreviation of paragraph is pg.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:10

>>107
Not if it's an agreed-upon set of abbreviations.

Oh wait, you're a LISPer, you don't know what "standardization" even fucking means.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:14

>>110
Oh wait, you're a /g/er, you don't know what ``trolling'' even fucking means.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:17

>>111
Sure; it means I talk straight until you get frustrated and go home.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:18

>>112
What if I troll you until you get an aneurysm?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:22

>>113
So far countertrolling seems to cause the most aneurysms around here. Just yesterday, I pointed out that making SICP jokes is an admission of laziness, and the thread vanished. (I think it vanished, anyway.)

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:24

>>114
That's because nobody can ever get sickp of SICP jokes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:25

The paragraph->p abbreviation is fine. What is not fine is using a tag for fucking paragraphs, you retards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:30

I think we are getting pretty close to perfect now guys.
(htmlSexp
    (header
        (script 'SchemeScript (import "scadTrack.lithp"))
        (script 'SchemeScript (import "seo.lithp"))
        (style 'SchemeSS (import "darkAndNasty.scss"))
        (title "/g/ - Guro")
        (author "Anonymous")
        (metadata "guro porn example")
    )
    (background blue)
    (body
        (object "shockwave\flash" (import "adTop.swf"))
        (paragraph
            (emphasis
                (underline
                    (overline
                        (span
                            (style "dark")
                            (strike-through
                                (blink
                                    (superscript
                                        (subscript
                                            (spoiler
                                                (strong
                                                    "Something like this perhaps"
                                                )
                                            )
                                        )
                                    )
                                )
                            )
                            (object "shockwave\flash" (import "adMiddle1.swf"))
                            (strong
                                (header-one
                                    "Bigger Text right next to the other text.\t\r\n\0\\\"\""
                                )
                            )
                        )
                    )
                )
            )
        )
        (image
            (import "BleedingCirno.jpg")
            (alt-text "An ice fairy being volated by a thousand needles")
            (allow-save? 'false)
        )
        (paragraph "response to this art?")
        (span
            (style "Nasty")
            (input
                (text-box 40 "Anonymous" 'kotehan)
                (text-box 40 "" 'meiru)
                (span
                    (style "hidden")
                        (label "IGNORE THIS OKAY")
                        (text-box 40 "'" 'email)
                )
                (text-area 300 300 "" 'comment)
                (button
                    (onclick
                        (script 'inline
                            "(httpSexpRequest \"post.lithp\" (gettext 'kotehan)  (gettext 'meiru)  (gettext 'email)  (gettext 'comment))"
                    )   
                )
            )
        )
        (object "shockwave\flash" (import "adMiddle2.swf"))
        (paragraph
            (script 'inline "(define (reptext func text x t)
                                    (cond
                                        [(< x t) (and (func text) (reptext func text (+ x 1) t))]
                                        [(= x t) (display \"\n\")]
                                        [else 'DontBeAnAsshole]
                                     )
                              )"
            )
            (script 'inline "(reptext (lambda (t) (display t)) \"script example\n\" 0 10)")
        )
        (object "shockwave\flash" (import "adBottom.swf"))
        (footer
            (copyright 'AllRightsReserved 'ViolatersWillBeSuedToTheFullestExtentOfTheLaw)
            (donate "Consider buying a gurochan pass with Bitcoin")
        ) 
    )
)

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:36

>>117
Ow. Okay, you've convinced me you need named parameters. Otherwise you'll have a bloody mess when you want to add event handlers on your form controls.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:38

>>118
Adding event handlers should be done in the script file, not in the markup.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:40

(sexpml
  title: "/anus/"
  author: "Anus"
  other-document-attribute: "..."
  (load "jesu-joy-of-mans-desiring.scm")
  (deftag sentence (text '(@ inline)
))
  (deftag p (text '(@ enterprise padding: 5em)
...))
  (deftag spoiler (sentence attr: '(spoiler)
...))

  (p '(@ b u i o)

    "LISP")
  (p '(@ important)

    (text "Hax my " (spoiler "anus"))))


Or something, whatever

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:43

>>120
shit, I forgot to change spoiler to '(@ ...) notation

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 18:55

>>117
IHNBT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 21:20

>>117
I love it! I love your posts! I read it five hundred times! Please keep updating the new standard!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 21:20

>>117 i really don't like how each of those has their own tag, i like more of
>>120
using styling instead but the way you import is fine
Also we are getting rid of flash, flash can get the fuck out of here. adobe is such a bs company like apple

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 21:21

You should redefine CSS as well. It's a pile of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 21:22

>>124
The idea in >>120 is that the client defines styles themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:03

>>126
So what you're saying is, you don't know anything about the history of web technologies, and you want to reverse a bunch of critical compromises because the alternative appeals to you on aesthetic grounds.

Are you a Gnome developer or something?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:07

>>124
All flash files would be prepocessed to the equivalent of a flash virtual machine run in Scheme, or Symta if no one but Nikita can do it. pfd would naturally be easier to abstract away into oblivion, and I really don't even fucking know why anyone uses it ever other than the affects of ruthless marketing to the shameless, aloof, and impressional managerial equivalent of corner rounders.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 21:04

>>128 oh yeah more bs vms

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 21:06

Safer than actually installing and running any adobe/sun software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 16:52

>>130 both adobe and sun suck
flash is crap
photoshop is crap
sun.. is blinding crap

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 16:58

>>127
What compromises? The content is important, not the presentation. I want my desktop applications to have a uniform look, not all vying for my attention with a bunch of round corners or scrolling banners. Why the fuck would that be a good idea for the web?

You are beyond retarded. HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 18:29

>>132
You have, it's a shill doing damage control.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 22:46

>>132
Actually I know this is bad, but tbh I like what 132 is saying
basically what android does, provide, and let them decide.
make everything look the same unless the programmer
really really really wants to be a penis about it

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 18:53

>>117
close  enough

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 19:06

so what where you guys talking about earlier with the project manager or w.e. can we have the link?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 19:26

>>134
Why is that bad? Everywhere apart from the WWW knows it's bad practice to combine content and presentation, let alone for content to dictate presentation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 0:01

>>137
good, internet communism, how nice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 6:14

>>138
do you even understand words

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 18:36

no raelly guys we need to get started or else this will get no where

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 19:02

javascript is already perfect

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 19:02

>>140
It's already been decided: we are using >>117.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 19:18

>>141
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 21:10

Well I would if I knew shit about programming.
You want me to build you a server or a network?
I can do that for you.
>p-please

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 21:15

>>144
'
>nice /g/reentext

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 22:21

>>145
>THX GROSENBERG!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
>LLEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>LE ENCULER FACE

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-23 11:03

>>144 go for it. also do you know a good vps host?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-23 11:08

>>146
GROSENBERG

Holy shit, I almost choked on my own saliva again, that was even better than "ANGRY INTERNET AUTIST". Keep it up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-24 23:32

>>148
what are you going on about?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-24 23:47

SESQUICENTENNIGET

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 7:24

>come here
dafaq i just read

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 20:54

guys what css editor auto adds the every star per line thing in CSS
like uhm
'
/*
 *
 *
 */
'
that thing

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 21:50

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 22:03

no

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 22:04

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 22:52

>>153
>LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-28 19:31

>>156 omgz why

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