/prog/ - /g/ Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 2:30

import Data.Ethnicities

import Data.Banking.Jewish

import Data.Banking.Bitcoin

import Control.Population

import Language.Hebrew

import Text.Talmud

import Text.GMemes

import System.Reddit



burnJew :: Jew -> Ashes

burnJew kike = runConflagration $ do

        oven <- newOven

        ashes <- burn oven kike

        return ashes



holocaust :: [Jew] -> [Ashes]

holocaust = map burnJew



main = do

      shitpost "le hello world xD Reddit"

      bankAccount <- open jewBank me

      bitcoin <- send mtGox bankAccount

      reddit <- unsafeRedditToIO $ liftReddit oooooooyyyyyyyyyyyy

      lulz <- holocaust reddit

      spread lulz

      stallmanu <- boss freeSoftwareFoundation

      lel stallmanu xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 4:05

static typing is shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 6:27

holocaust reddit
[m]holocaust :: [Jew] -> [Ashes]

10/10 would read again

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 13:29

>>1
fuck off, illogical racist sexist homophobic transphobic cretin

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 14:13

jews > goyim

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 14:33

goBackTo `le` reddit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 14:34

>>1
doesn't typecheck

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 15:33

>>7
Obviously you don't have those awesome modules.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 16:57

goBackTo considered harmful!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 20:56

This is better written in a Sexp to Brainfuck parser DSL in Symta.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 23:16

check my privilege

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 23:21

>>11
Couldn't match expected type `Privilege' with actual type `Dubs'

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 23:31

Totally illogical.

In burnJew you listen the type signature to be Jew -> Ashes, but it is really Jew -> IO Ashes. This consequently changes the type signature of holocaust.

Glad to have those safe Type Signatures, huh? ;)

Name: sage 2013-03-13 0:18

sage in all fields

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 4:00

>>8
as >>13 pointed out, holocaust is not an IO action

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