/g/ Haskell

import Data.Ethnicities
import Data.Banking.Jewish
import Data.Banking.Bitcoin
import Control.Population
import Language.Hebrew
import Text.Talmud
import Text.GMemes
import System.Reddit

burnJew :: Jew -> Ashes
burnJew kike = runConflagration $ do
        oven <- newOven
        ashes <- burn oven kike
        return ashes

holocaust :: [Jew] -> [Ashes]
holocaust = map burnJew

main = do
      shitpost "le hello world xD Reddit"
      bankAccount <- open jewBank me
      bitcoin <- send mtGox bankAccount
      reddit <- unsafeRedditToIO $ liftReddit oooooooyyyyyyyyyyyy
      lulz <- holocaust reddit
      spread lulz
      stallmanu <- boss freeSoftwareFoundation
      lel stallmanu xD

Totally illogical.

In burnJew you listen the type signature to be Jew -> Ashes, but it is really Jew -> IO Ashes.  This consequently changes the type signature of holocaust.

Glad to have those safe Type Signatures, huh? ;)