New to programming

Dear /prog/:

I'm completely new to programming and I'm debating between learning C++ or Python. I began learning on C++ but found it to be quite intensive.

Any resources, suggestions, or guides for a complete beginner to programming?

read sicp

http://learnyouahaskell.com/
http://mislav.uniqpath.com/poignant-guide/

>>3
http://mislav.uniqpath.com/poignant-guide/images/about.the.poignant.guide-3.gif

which cavity -_-

>>4
That blew my mind more than call/cc!

fuck ruby, why even learn it? and that book is like it was written for a child. WHO THE FUCK HAS VISUALS IN A TECHNICAL WORK?

>>6
>fuck ruby, why even learn it?
ruby on rails is quite popular in web development, btw github is written in it (if you like web 2.0 shit)
>WHO THE FUCK HAS VISUALS IN A TECHNICAL WORK
you don't like cute foxes? >< learn haskell then

>>7
I wouldn't mind fuckin a female fox. Might have to smash her stack afterwards if you know what I mean.

>>8

i recall a copypaste with instructions but i cannot find it, sorry

also why are you so picky? not like female fox' appearance is so much different from male fox' one

anyway, since you have that kind of desire ruby is probably a good language for you

ruby on rails is quite popular in web development
Lel ecks dee implying popularity means quality

>>10

i didn't mean it but popularity may be a reason to learn something

>>11
Nah.

Honestly, I started off with Python and have now moved onto C++ but my Python experience didn't help me with C++ at all. Once you get your head round the C++ syntax and structure it'll all be fairly easy, but if you're only going to do application design (Without a good GUI) instead of game design, you won't be losing out on anything by going with Python. I still use Python for all of my text based applications. You might want to swap over to a Linux distro if you're serious about getting into programming, I did and I never looked back. It's much easier to get all of your paths etc to set up, and the terminal experience will help you too.

learn lisp then c and fsharp

Binary

>>13

i swapped over a linux distro and i couldn't compile a bit of my opengl games in g++. fuck that shit, i am back to windows.

Dear /prog/:

I'm completely new to gaysex and I'm debating between learning cocksucking or annilingus. I began choking on cocks but found it to be quite intensive.

Any resources, suggestions, or guides for a complete beginner to gaysex?

>>17


http://www.asstr.org/files/FAQs_and_Information/How_to_Suck_a_Cock.txt

>>18

And when you are at it, you can go on with:

http://www.asstr.org/files/FAQs_and_Information/How_to_Have_Sex_with_a_Dog.txt

>>17
grow a vagina

>>19
U MENA HASKAL

>>21
it's not 'how to have sex with a dead dog'