/prog/ - I'm a jew AMA

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:34

AMA!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:45

How do you feel about Moot putting captcha on the imageboards? All of us goys hate it, but I'm wondering what the Jewish perspective is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:46

Why do you shit up this board like this? Why won't you return to /b/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:59

why do you want to kill goys?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:55

Why do you like Javashit so much?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:14

Need more cool jewish goa music PLOX.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:15

What's a typical Jewish food?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 22:28

Why have you did 9/11 and PHP?

Name: Menachem 2013-02-21 12:06

>>2
We're very upset about captcha too.

>>3
We're not shitting up the board. We're just bringing some cultural diversity. The people who complain about us are the ones you should be blaming.

>>4
Our enemy has always been the Arab world. If you team up with them, we'll have to take you down.

>>5
It's been a successful tool to control the gentiles. We didn't expect it to be so popular, but it's working. Thanks to them, our income has increased substantially. Javascript truly is the gift of G-d for us, the people who accepted Him.

>>6
Excuse me?

>>7
Matzah Ball soup, Cholent, and of course, bagels!

>>8
We didn't do 9/11. I don't understand why would we attack a building full of successful Jewish bankers, located in the city that is home to the biggest Jewish community outside Israel.

PHP was our first try to convince the gullible gentiles, and it worked, but Javascript is our favorite control tool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 12:46

why dont you take down Nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 12:49

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 12:55

>>10
He's a sneaky one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 17:04

>>9
You're shitting up /prog/ with non-programming threads. Cultural diversity is irrelevant to programming. /b/ is where you need to go.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 22:09

>>9
We didn't do 9/11. I don't understand why would we attack a building full of successful Jewish bankers, located in the city that is home to the biggest Jewish community outside Israel.
What is the patriot act, the invasion of Afghanistan and the invasion of Iraq and the subversion and invasion of Libya and the subversion of Syria?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 23:10

>>14
Are you seriously insinuating that muslims are conspiring with jews?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 23:38

>>9
the city that is home to the biggest Jewish community outside Israel
NYC has more Jews than Israel, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 0:13

>>15
No, the jews conspire with themselves.

I'm a jew AMA

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:34

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:45

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:46

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:59

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:55

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:14

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:15

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-20 22:28

9 Name: Menachem 2013-02-21 12:06

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 12:46

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 12:49

12 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 12:55

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 17:04

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 22:09

15 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 23:10

16 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-21 23:38

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 0:13