>>2
We're very upset about captcha too.
>>3
We're not shitting up the board. We're just bringing some cultural diversity. The people who complain about us are the ones you should be blaming.
>>4
Our enemy has always been the Arab world. If you team up with them, we'll have to take you down.
>>5
It's been a successful tool to control the gentiles. We didn't expect it to be so popular, but it's working. Thanks to them, our income has increased substantially. Javascript truly is the gift of G-d for us, the people who accepted Him.
>>6
Excuse me?
>>7
Matzah Ball soup, Cholent, and of course, bagels!
>>8
We didn't do 9/11. I don't understand why would we attack a building full of successful Jewish bankers, located in the city that is home to the biggest Jewish community outside Israel.
PHP was our first try to convince the gullible gentiles, and it worked, but Javascript is our favorite control tool.