/prog/ - javascript ``done right'' [part 3]

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:07

ok, since you faggots have nothing better to do than diss javascript even after i've totally destroyed your arguments, i'm giving you the opportunity to put your dad's money where your mouth is and try to convince me how it could be ``improved''

this is going to be entertaining to say the least

Name: LISPPER 2013-02-10 16:10

Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:12

Agree with >>2-san, LISP should be the scripting language of the web.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:33

>>3
it already is: javascript

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:23

>>4
Javascript isn't Lisp, it's Java, hence the name/shitty syntax.

Name: 2013-11-09 13:48

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-10 20:05

>>5
javascript has nothing to do with java x.x

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-10 23:03

Look up LiveScript.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-10 23:20

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 1:43

Until JavaScript is Haskell, it will never be ``done right."

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 4:05

JavaScript is sufficient, so I give a fuck if you like it or not, you always can use <yourshittylanguage>+llvm+emscripten+asm.js
faggots

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 11:30

Make each individual script something the user must explicitly "install" on their browser. Scripts should really just be userscripts which the site recommends/suggests (not mandates) the user install.

Javascript should not be required by any site. If HTML is not sufficient for your needs, you should not even be using it in the first place. Forcing client-side scripts upon the user is not the answer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 11:58

Zk is a great alternative for using GUI in Web browsers without dealing with Javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 13:14

>>12
LiveScript, PureScript, Fay, GHCJS

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-12 1:12

>>16
Did I say until JavaScript is JavaScript? No.

>>14
What do you suggest?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-12 10:56

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Name: Anonymous 2013-11-13 5:17

>>19
What happened to the nigger of doom? I much preferred him.

javascript ``done right'' [part 3]

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:07

2 Name: LISPPER 2013-02-10 16:10

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:12

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:33

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:23

6 Name: 2013-11-09 13:48

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-10 20:05

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-10 23:03

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-10 23:20

12 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 1:43

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 4:05

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 11:30

15 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 11:58

16 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-11 13:14

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-12 1:12

19 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-12 10:56

20 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-13 5:17