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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 10:05

What is AI all about? Is it worth learning?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 10:37

I highly recommend you learn about AI, although not from anyone else considering the last 50 years.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 10:51

Here is a nice intro from industry insider: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyzOUbkUf3M

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 10:53

AI is about making human species obsolete.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 11:00

I just finished Mass Effect 3. No spoiler, but there is an interesting point in the plot for the thing >>4 said.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 21:46

hmm.. time to restart ye old chess AI /prog/ject? I know it's kinda basic, but it's still kinda a classic..
So, I've still got the design for a compressed-directed-cyclic-graph (CDCG?) .... but it still needs a clever Pruning / Move-Eval routine. Any idea's?

Name: Mentifex_BanHammered_By_Google 2013-02-08 2:42

Those kids at Google ruined my day. I was
looking for Russian-language newsgroups on
Google Gropups for discussion of the Russian AI at

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/Dushka.html  

and I discovered among Usenet newsgoups

http://groups.google.com/group/fido7.ru.ai

http://groups.google.com/group/fido7.ru.cyborg

so I kept searching through 1,500 Fido groups
in search of a Forth group but Google cut me off
with a message that I seemed to be an automated bot
and they needed to "protect our users". Sheesh!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 3:39

>>7
Fuck off, old fool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 5:46

>>8
I AM ERROR

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 6:32

4.2 Help! Murray has started disrupting my favourite newsgroup/website/wiki/blog. How do I get rid of him?

Don’t get your hopes up. Oblivious to all criticism and requests to cease and desist, Murray has been pontificating his AI theory on the Internet and in print for over thirty years. There is no evidence to suggest that he is about to stop any time soon.

Since Murray is preoccupied with getting others to discuss and propagate his theory, perhaps the best thing to do when he pops up on public forums such as Usenet is to simply ignore him, and to advise others to do likewise. While experience has shown that this will not cut down on the frequency of Murray’s posts, it will at least curtail the resulting traffic. Trying to argue with Murray is futile as he rarely responds directly to criticism or requests for clarifications. Instead, he will simply take the opportunity to further extoll the virtues of his software. He always tries to address the widest possible audience: private e-mails will be typically replied to on Usenet (e. g., [39]); Usenet articles will be replied to on an additional two or three newsgroups (e. g., [46, 47, 48]).

A solution sometimes proposed for problem Usenet posters is to cancel their posts, either manually or with a cancelbot. The author of this FAQ recommends against doing so; except where the newsgroup’s charter clearly allows third-party “annoyance” cancels, cancelling posts should be reserved for cases of spamming far worse than anything Murray has done to date [44, 7].

On privately owned Internet message boards it may be possible, and even desirable, to convince the owner to ban Murray from posting. Given the number of dial-up Internet service providers he uses, however, this may entail blocking entire blocks of IP addresses.

For wikis and other collaborative online media, check the community’s posted rules to see if they permit you to remove or alter material which contravenes policy. For example, the consensus on Wikipedia is that it is prohibited to post vanity articles and incorrect, unimportant, or biased information. These guidelines have been used in concert to justify permanent removal of Murray’s autobiographical articles.

Some people have tried to remedy the problem nearer its source by sending complaints to Murray’s Internet service providers. So far this seems to have done nothing to prevent his continued posting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 7:46

Any newsgroup to be blessed by the presence of the AiMind creator should feel privileged.

Name: Mentifex_Admirans 2013-02-08 9:51

There are some lurking "anonymous" but creative types
on this island in the clickstream. One person recently
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1360042134/13
slyposted, "Any sufficiently unadvanced AI is
indistinguishable from a real retard." In reading
such an august witticism, we are reminded of
Arthur C. Clarke, who said, "Any sufficiently
advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 10:02

>>12
Mentishit is offended!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 10:10

You stupid old fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 10:10

>>12
Any sufficiently retarded Mentifex is indistinguishable from a Markov chain. It can be "reminded" of stuff and spew out its associations, but can't reflect on the reasons it was reminded of them.

Ordinarily I feel unease and compassion when seeing a dumb person being dumb, this guy however possesses such a potent mix of stupidity with conceit that I simply can't empathise with him, can't see him as a fellow human, but only as a target for insults and humiliation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 10:18

>>1
becoming artificially intelligent has many benefits

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 10:26

>>1-16,18-1000
YOU ARE MAGIC

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 10:47

Mentifex must have trained it personally, that's why it keeps saying "I AM ERROR" over and over.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 14:08

>>12
>chaim
>creative
Pick one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 14:49

>>15
U MENA Drunk Markov Generator

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 14:49

>>19
Please refrain from quoting non-existent text in the way imageboard users do. Please refrain from using imageboard memes as well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 20:18

>>21
Go back to /jp/, idiot.

Name: Mentifex_One_Google_Zero 2013-02-08 23:13

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:38

>>22
/jp/ is an imageboard. Did you read >>21 's post at all?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 0:22

>>24
>implying all the textboard elitists don't all browse /jp/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 0:54

                    `
>last summer
>girlfriend OF FOUR YEARS cheats on me with semi-professional soccer player
>I act like a litte bitch and forgive her
>emotionally destroyed
>get fit
>go to college the next fall
>realize how amazing other girls are and that my girlfriend is a selfish whore
>hanging out with a beautiful girl in a park one night as it snows
>she wants it bad
>make out with her for hours in the snow
>freezing as fuck, don
't even care
>break up with girlfriend the next day
>let her know she's a fucking whore
>her soccer fuck buddy starts ignoring her
>now she fucks fat dudes as I'm getting /fit/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 10:29

>>19
I'm not even jewish, ``buddy''.
For the record I'm the Australian.
Considering our lack of intelligence, it was very creative for me.
/Polish feline skewered meats/

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