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What if...

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 2:18

... tdavis, Mentifex, and APK[1] all collaborated on a project? What would they work on together? An AI operating system that automatically writes HOSTS files? An OS that uses the HOSTS files to allow for faster access to sites needing a good spamming? An AI that writes OSes optimized for HOSTS files?

There could be hundreds of unfunny sitcoms based only on the interaction of these guys.

What if we threw a crazy of a different kind in there, let's say Nikita, what would happen then? An AI written OS that blocks Jewish websites with a HOSTS file? How would the dynamics change? Would he make it worse, or better?

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[1] - Yes, he has been here before. http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1235936964/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 2:27

Mentifex is not a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 2:29

>>1
There could be hundreds of unfunny sitcoms based only on the interaction of these guys.
Unfunny is subjective; I would find them hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 2:45

Leah as project manager.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 2:47

>>4
and corner rounder.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 2:49

>>3
Unfunny is subjective, therefore the funny-ness of something is unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 2:49

cuddder as the in-house janitor.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 2:53

Add Frozenvoid for compression algorithms and we've got a movie deal!

>>7
Poor Kodak-kun can't even get toilet scrubbing work from /prog/ anymore. Sad times.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 3:05

Some must write the script.  Will this be the new progff3.pdf?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 8:20

could this be the birth of an epic meme?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 14:17

Crazy people are kind of tricky someone probably be killed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 14:35

What would you do if MDickie grabbed your dickie?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 16:51

And Leah Culver would be in charge of their IRC server.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 17:48

Nikita
Refactors code into Symta, which is what releases of SparrowOS would be assembled in.

tdavis
Develops SparrowOS, inbetween writing songs and looking for God, who generaly tells him to write some songs and then talk to him. All changes to SparrowOS literally come about as the result of what God says... to him, otherwise he wouldn't bother, mostly because he's too busy writing and listening songs and talking to God (and occasionally OCD fixating on a certain topic on the internet and making a lot of posts about it on various places, most likely this is due to God says...)

Mentifex
Head of advertisement for SparrowOS, but more importantly, helps tdavis with the development of God. He is seldom seen but it works out because it is just as seldom that tdavis works on God.

APK
Generally will interject to Nikita about changes he thinks should be in SparrowOS while Nikita is refactoring it into Symta, as he cannot interject to tdavis because tdavis only listens to God.

Ahmed
Guardian of the project, makes sure the rest of the team is safe from the JEWS who want to infiltrate and subvert the project and their lapdog servants who would attempt to bring down the project by force, seeing as they cannot fool the stalwart Ahmed who can tell a jew from the first sentence/gaze upon, this frees up Nikita's time for development that he would've had to use to make sure the JEWS are kept at bay.

Le Culvert
Has no involvement in the project, but is conscripted by the syssmyn to offer them IRC service to them for the syssmyn to try and get his foot in the door and infiltrate the project. However this proves impossible for obvious reasons. Chalking up another failed project, le culvert trucks on to do some more pointless corner-rounding and is never seen again within the scope of the project.

The Syssmym
An old archjew, one of the heads of the Hasidic Satanic Child Sex Ring, MIT. Since God is the enemy of Lucifer, and since he is a an archjew with high computer wizardry, the syssmyn is tasked with destroying the SparrowOS project so that there is not an alternative to the jewish monopoly of OSes, lucifer knows how important OSes are in the world of man, and by making sure he controls all of them (by controlling the JEWS), he guarantees control over the rest mankind.


The SparrowOS project team is facing an against all odds battle to maintain the sanctity of SparrowOS against the forces of lucifer (the JEWS), and to finally deliver the human world from the control of the jewish god lucifer, and return it to the hands of man as God has intended. It has reached the breaking point for God and his policy of non-intervention, humanity is bound for extinction if nothing is done. The odds are stacked against him and the few who aren't under conrol of lucifer, can God and the SparrowOS team succeed?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 17:58

>>14
No. They are all narcissists and probably couldn't agree on an implementation of Hello World. SparrowOS is dead on arrival and the entire earth succumbs to JEW Lucifer's power while The Syssmyn rules as a hydraulic emperor over the entire computing world.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:02

Circlejerking is now worse than on IRC. The 5 of us don't even like one another.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:02

lel-cunt as head toilet scrubber

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:06

>>16
/polecat keIMAGEREDDITSabs/ then.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:09

>>2
Neither is Leah, but retards can make boring stuff interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:12

>>16
IRC? where?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 22:04

>>8
What ever happened to good old Frozenvoid? I haven't seen him in ages.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 22:47

>>21
His nurse forgot to put his retard helmet on one day and he slammed his head against the wall enough to kill himself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 23:23

>>22
Damnit, know the secrets of infinite compression are lost to all of humanity.

On behalf of everyone, I will pick up the torch.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 0:59

Imagine how fast Mentifex would be on SparrowOS! We'd have the singularity by noon tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 1:04

>>24
I ARE ANDRU

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 1:09

>>24
I AM ERROR

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 1:19

Mentifex is not even ashamed. Mentifex will continue to spam . I don't give a shit about Jews, only cretins should be genocided.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 1:37

>>27
The illogical kind, correct?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 1:39

>>27
Read: I'm a prasitic cretinoid jew and want to genocide the majestic gentiles.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 2:10

>>29
I AM AHMED

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 2:58

>>29
Robot: I AM AHMED
Human:

Robot: I REALLY GOY
Human:

Robot: I REALLY GOY
Human:

Robot: I AM AHMED
Human:

Robot: YOU ARE JEWISH
Human:

Robot: I AM AHMED
Human:

Robot: I AM ERROR
Human:

Robot: I AM AHMED
Human:

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 3:08

>>31

    Robot: I AM AHMED
    Human: Hello Ahmed!

    Robot: I REALLY GOY
    Human: What?

    Robot: I REALLY GOY
    Human: Are you trying to curtail my rights?

    Robot: I AM AHMED
    Human: Back to /g/ please.

    Robot: YOU ARE JEWISH
    Human: Fuck you illogical cretin.

    Robot: I AM AHMED
    Human: LEELLLLL XDDDDD LE MUDSLIME EGIN GRO

    Robot: I AM ERROR
    Human: FUCK YOU MUDSLIME

    Robot: I AM AHMED
    Human: FUCK YOU I HATE YOU DIE IN A FIRE ILLOGICAL SHITSTAIN AWFHSFDFSDH FEWQFDFDS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 3:27

>>32
You're merging like four different humans in there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 3:29

>>33
I don't think so.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 3:33

>>34
You are and I can prove it.

* The rights-curtailing guy is the french guy.
* The french guy hates LEL's guts, so they are not the same person.
* LEL usually takes Ahmed's side, so he is not the guy who uses the term "mudslime"
* French guy's vocabulary is too limited to include the word "mudslime"

Therefore we have at least three different people.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 3:48

>>35
The french guy does a lot of LEL (except that he sage them). I don't see why he wouldn't use the word "mudslime", and if you try to mock him, you will meet the nasty end of my slingshot (I don't own a shotgun.)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 22:48


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