... tdavis, Mentifex, and APK[1] all collaborated on a project? What would they work on together? An AI operating system that automatically writes HOSTS files? An OS that uses the HOSTS files to allow for faster access to sites needing a good spamming? An AI that writes OSes optimized for HOSTS files?
There could be hundreds of unfunny sitcoms based only on the interaction of these guys.
What if we threw a crazy of a different kind in there, let's say Nikita, what would happen then? An AI written OS that blocks Jewish websites with a HOSTS file? How would the dynamics change? Would he make it worse, or better?
Nikita
Refactors code into Symta, which is what releases of SparrowOS would be assembled in.
tdavis
Develops SparrowOS, inbetween writing songs and looking for God, who generaly tells him to write some songs and then talk to him. All changes to SparrowOS literally come about as the result of what God says... to him, otherwise he wouldn't bother, mostly because he's too busy writing and listening songs and talking to God (and occasionally OCD fixating on a certain topic on the internet and making a lot of posts about it on various places, most likely this is due to God says...)
Mentifex
Head of advertisement for SparrowOS, but more importantly, helps tdavis with the development of God. He is seldom seen but it works out because it is just as seldom that tdavis works on God.
APK
Generally will interject to Nikita about changes he thinks should be in SparrowOS while Nikita is refactoring it into Symta, as he cannot interject to tdavis because tdavis only listens to God.
Ahmed
Guardian of the project, makes sure the rest of the team is safe from the JEWS who want to infiltrate and subvert the project and their lapdog servants who would attempt to bring down the project by force, seeing as they cannot fool the stalwart Ahmed who can tell a jew from the first sentence/gaze upon, this frees up Nikita's time for development that he would've had to use to make sure the JEWS are kept at bay.
Le Culvert
Has no involvement in the project, but is conscripted by the syssmyn to offer them IRC service to them for the syssmyn to try and get his foot in the door and infiltrate the project. However this proves impossible for obvious reasons. Chalking up another failed project, le culvert trucks on to do some more pointless corner-rounding and is never seen again within the scope of the project.
The Syssmym
An old archjew, one of the heads of the Hasidic Satanic Child Sex Ring, MIT. Since God is the enemy of Lucifer, and since he is a an archjew with high computer wizardry, the syssmyn is tasked with destroying the SparrowOS project so that there is not an alternative to the jewish monopoly of OSes, lucifer knows how important OSes are in the world of man, and by making sure he controls all of them (by controlling the JEWS), he guarantees control over the rest mankind.
The SparrowOS project team is facing an against all odds battle to maintain the sanctity of SparrowOS against the forces of lucifer (the JEWS), and to finally deliver the human world from the control of the jewish god lucifer, and return it to the hands of man as God has intended. It has reached the breaking point for God and his policy of non-intervention, humanity is bound for extinction if nothing is done. The odds are stacked against him and the few who aren't under conrol of lucifer, can God and the SparrowOS team succeed?