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i'm horny

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:11

And at work. what can I do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:12

Go to the toilet, fap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:21

It'll go away.

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:23

Keep us posted OP.

Name: OP 2013-01-31 13:29

i joined a dating site...i have found many horny married women,  but i have to pay :(

do you think is worth it /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 15:27

well, now i have a date with a horny housewife... wish me luck /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 8:09

>>5
r u serious, to pay to housewives to fuck them? they are married after all, second/third sort already

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 15:43

i have another date today, and one tomorrow :) Yay for me :D

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 16:29

I loved masturbating in the toilets at school/work.

Now I'm a NEET and all the thrill is gone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 16:29

Me and my hand are perfectly fine with each other.

https://boards.4chan.org/adv/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 17:33

>>9
You can masturbate in the toilets at a shopping mall, supermarket or public building.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:42

Me and my onahole[1] are inseparable.

[1] Le onaho ガイド - http://pastebin.com/5nLZh4kz

Name: op 2013-02-11 19:58

today's date was great. 40 minutes of sex, without penetration. tomorrow... the revenge (same housewive).

wish me luck!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:03

>>13
I hope you die in a kosher bombing, suicide kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:09

>>14
i'm not a kike. i'm a spic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:10

>>15
Espero que mueren en un bombardeo kosher, kike suicidio.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:12

lā ʾilāha ʾillā l-Lāh, Muḥammadun rasūlu l-Lāh

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:13

Leāh

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 22:04

Pretty interesting, >>18

Name: op 2013-02-13 14:39

oh guys... i'm in a fucking spree... another date tomorrow, same girl as yesterday... we fucked for 3 hours (less 20 minutes where we rested and talked)

i'm on fire!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 7:32

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 7:55

>>20
i'm on fire!
Just wait until the ghono sets in!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 8:23

Speaking of Leah
http://imgur.com/kfGCR4S

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 8:53

I think Leah is a pretty cool gal. sEh kills moneys and doesnt afraid of anything.

No, seriously, i like her, and she makes me horny too :P

I want her to carry my spermatozoa inside.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 13:09

>>23
Are there any more pictures of her in that dress?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 13:23

I knew something was wrong about her.. she's a furry
http://imgur.com/WPbIggp

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 15:14

>>26
What? I like bunny girls and I absolutely hate furshit.

That said, Leah isn't even a cute bunny girl.

Name: op 2013-02-15 16:16

whohohoho... more fucking today :) wish me luck

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 16:18

>>28
dont forget to wash your anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 16:29

>>23
Humans are fucking ugly, man.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 16:50

>>30
all hail robots

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 9:32

Some people, when confronted with sucking a dick, think
“I know, I'll take a dick in the ass.”   Now they have two STDs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:04

>>32
No. They might have one STD.

Name: OP 2013-03-08 12:59

Another score today!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 13:31

>>20,34
lol, this guy ...

I'm going to try single girlies in reeeel life

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 13:30

Did you score again OP?

Name: Sexonico 2013-03-12 1:00

If you can get an Valentina doll, then you are truly amazing, in fact you didn't have to worry about any disease or unwanted birth if you know what I mean : http://www.bonecas.sexonico.com.br

Otherwise, an fleshlight might be a good cheaper option for you : http://www.fleshlight.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 1:37

>>37
I'd hit it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 1:38

>>37
I'd kick it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 2:11

40 minutes of sex, without penetration.
You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 3:52

>>38
With a crowbar.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 7:45

>>36
i'm working on that

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 9:40

>>40
sex without vaginal or anal penetration: oral sex

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 9:49

>>40
Sex: sexual activity involving genetalia and arousal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 10:53


I've had 12 years of sex- all male!
I think all that changing your sex stuff sounds icky, and turning your sex off after 40 minutes? What's wrong with you, aren't you proud of being a boy/girl?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 13:27

>>40
Enjoy your children, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 13:34

>>46
Enjoy your woman, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 14:04

>>47
Enjoy your frustration, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 14:24

>>48
Enjoy not having achieved Satori, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 20:38

>49
ssatori does noT exksit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 20:56

>>50
She does. Her last name is 古明地.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 20:59

>>51
Woman... by the cupboards... gets pulverized, leaving bloody marks against the wall?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 21:32

>>52
No woman, no cupboards, and no bloody marks against the wall.

I think it translates to "Old wise of the (under)ground" or something similar.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 21:32

>>53
And by "wise" I meant "sage".

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 2:12

And by "sage" I meant "check my dubs"

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 14:26

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* 「さとりーチャん」♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:45

Scoring again today ;)

And today i flirted with a woman in my office :P

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:54

>>56
覚　（さとり）: A mythical being that can read minds
Wait what the fuck? I didn't know it had that meaning too. Suddenly it all makes sense.

Name: Hyosung 2013-03-19 14:02

The reason why I like about Korean girl is they are cute : http://popdust.com/2013/03/11/hyosungs-conservative-look-somehow-brings-in-record-sales-for-yes-lingerie

Name: PHGH 2013-03-20 6:20

Adult Star's Secret To Monster Erections : http://phghrx.com/vid.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 6:29

>>58
Mountain road I will be when you are walking, it comes when you are in the mountains or take a break. [ citation needed ] that they speak quickly see through everything that has been thought of here, than say here. Yamagami There is also a theory of the figure that into monster boy will come down in the world is the incarnation of [2] .

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 7:06

>>59
She's likely to have had surgery.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 9:39

>>59
not wearing military uniform = not the best Korea.

Name: Scandininavian Girls 2013-03-20 10:55

>>63

Scandininavian Girls didn't need uniform to be hot : http://www.plunderguide.com/top-12-scandinavian-girls

Name: Peanuts 2013-03-20 11:22

PEANUTS

Charlie Brown : "IT'S STUPID TO JUST SIT HERE AND ADMIRE THAT LITTLE RED-HAIRED GIRL FROM A DISTANCE

IT'S STUPID NOT TO GET UP AND GO OVER AND TALK TO HER...I T'S REALLY STUPID...IT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID...

SO WHY DIDN'T I GO OVER AND TALK TO HER?

BECAUSE I'M STUPID!"



© 1996 Peanuts Worldwide LLC. Dist by Universal Uclick


www.snoopy.com

Name: Katie Vernola 2013-03-20 11:31

I am horny when I see Katie Vernola : http://www.mademansion.com/katie-vernola

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 13:02


10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Sex : http://www.oddee.com/item_98061.aspx

Name: op 2013-03-20 18:44

i'm still horny and we broke up with my lover today :(

at least we fucked a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 9:34

still horny and fucking a lot.

but this has affected my performance at programming, i think about sex all day ;_;

Right now i have Eclipse opened for like two hours, and i've written like 2 unit tests...

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 9:38

>>69
cut you're balls

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 9:48

>>69
Get circumcised.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 10:11

http://ask-reimuhakurei.tumblr.com/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 10:34

>>69
cut you're balls and read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 15:38

>>72
Back to /tumblr/, please!

Name: Liberator 2013-04-28 13:36

Liberator, have some more : http://www.liberator.com

Name: spam off font page 2013-04-28 15:06

>>69
cut you're balls

Name: spam off font page 2013-04-28 15:07

>>69
Get circumcised.

Name: spam off font page 2013-04-28 15:07

http://ask-reimuhakurei.tumblr.com/

Name: spam off font page 2013-04-28 15:07

>>69
cut you're balls and read SICP

Name: spam off font page 2013-04-28 15:07

    >>72
    Back to /tumblr/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-28 20:46

still horny, gettin pussy tomorrow, i hope

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-28 21:59



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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 21:44

getting pussy tonight. it's a shaved one! :p wish me luck, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 21:48

>>86
Hope you don't catch AIDS or herpes or whatever, dude!

Name: op 2013-05-16 0:43

Op here. i haxed a vagina one week ago, without condom, and got a light case of candidiasis.

i'm still horny, but out of combat for two weeks :(

now excuse me while i put some cream on my penis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 2:27

>>88
That's the thing with vaginas, you should always check em'.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 20:04

>>88
next time stick to mutual masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-17 11:20

>>89
Fuck off, spammer.
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