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i'm horny

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:11

And at work. what can I do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:12

Go to the toilet, fap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:21

It'll go away.

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:23

Keep us posted OP.

Name: OP 2013-01-31 13:29

i joined a dating site...i have found many horny married women,  but i have to pay :(

do you think is worth it /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 15:27

well, now i have a date with a horny housewife... wish me luck /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 8:09

>>5
r u serious, to pay to housewives to fuck them? they are married after all, second/third sort already

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 15:43

i have another date today, and one tomorrow :) Yay for me :D

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 16:29

I loved masturbating in the toilets at school/work.

Now I'm a NEET and all the thrill is gone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 16:29

Me and my hand are perfectly fine with each other.

https://boards.4chan.org/adv/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 17:33

>>9
You can masturbate in the toilets at a shopping mall, supermarket or public building.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:42

Me and my onahole[1] are inseparable.

[1] Le onaho ガイド - http://pastebin.com/5nLZh4kz

Name: op 2013-02-11 19:58

today's date was great. 40 minutes of sex, without penetration. tomorrow... the revenge (same housewive).

wish me luck!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:03

>>13
I hope you die in a kosher bombing, suicide kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:09

>>14
i'm not a kike. i'm a spic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:10

>>15
Espero que mueren en un bombardeo kosher, kike suicidio.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:12

lā ʾilāha ʾillā l-Lāh, Muḥammadun rasūlu l-Lāh

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:13

Leāh

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 22:04

Pretty interesting, >>18

Name: op 2013-02-13 14:39

oh guys... i'm in a fucking spree... another date tomorrow, same girl as yesterday... we fucked for 3 hours (less 20 minutes where we rested and talked)

i'm on fire!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 7:32

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 7:55

>>20
i'm on fire!
Just wait until the ghono sets in!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 8:23

Speaking of Leah
http://imgur.com/kfGCR4S

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 8:53

I think Leah is a pretty cool gal. sEh kills moneys and doesnt afraid of anything.

No, seriously, i like her, and she makes me horny too :P

I want her to carry my spermatozoa inside.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 13:09

>>23
Are there any more pictures of her in that dress?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 13:23

I knew something was wrong about her.. she's a furry
http://imgur.com/WPbIggp

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 15:14

>>26
What? I like bunny girls and I absolutely hate furshit.

That said, Leah isn't even a cute bunny girl.

Name: op 2013-02-15 16:16

whohohoho... more fucking today :) wish me luck

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 16:18

>>28
dont forget to wash your anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 16:29

>>23
Humans are fucking ugly, man.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 16:50

>>30
all hail robots

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 9:32

Some people, when confronted with sucking a dick, think
“I know, I'll take a dick in the ass.”   Now they have two STDs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:04

>>32
No. They might have one STD.

Name: OP 2013-03-08 12:59

Another score today!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 13:31

>>20,34
lol, this guy ...

I'm going to try single girlies in reeeel life

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 13:30

Did you score again OP?

Name: Sexonico 2013-03-12 1:00

If you can get an Valentina doll, then you are truly amazing, in fact you didn't have to worry about any disease or unwanted birth if you know what I mean : http://www.bonecas.sexonico.com.br

Otherwise, an fleshlight might be a good cheaper option for you : http://www.fleshlight.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 1:37

>>37
I'd hit it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 1:38

>>37
I'd kick it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 2:11

40 minutes of sex, without penetration.
You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

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