You are Antisemite if...

Here is a list of beliefs or activities the U.S. government now considers anti-Semitic:
 
1. Any assertion "that the Jewish community controls government, the media, international business and the financial world" is anti-Semitic.
2. "Strong anti-Israel sentiment" is anti-Semitic.
3. "Virulent criticism" of Israel's leaders, past or present, is anti-Semitic. According to the State Department, anti-Semitism occurs when a swastika is portrayed in a cartoon decrying the behavior of a past or present Zionist leader. Thus, a cartoon that includes a swastika to criticize Ariel Sharon's brutal 2002 invasion of the West Bank, raining "hell-fire" missiles on hapless Palestinian men, women and children, is anti-Semitic. Similarly, when the word "Zionazi" is used to describe Sharon's saturation bombing in Lebanon in 1982 (killing 17,500 innocent refugees), it is also "anti-Semitic."
4. Criticism of the Jewish religion or its religious leaders or literature (especially the Talmud and Kabbalah) is anti-Semitic.
5. Criticism of the U.S. government and Congress for being under undue influence by the Jewish-Zionist community (including AIPAC) is anti-Semitic.
6. Criticism of the Jewish-Zionist community for promoting globalism (the "New World Order") is anti-Semitic.
7. Blaming Jewish leaders and their followers for inciting the Roman crucifixion of Christ is anti-Semitic.
8. Diminishing the "six million" figure of Holocaust victims is anti-Semitic.
9. Calling Israel a "racist" state is anti-Semitic.
10. Asserting that there exists a "Zionist Conspiracy" is anti-Semitic.
11. Claiming that Jews and their leaders created the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia is anti-Semitic.
12. Making "derogatory statements about Jewish persons" is anti-Semitic.
13. Denying spiritually disobedient Jews the biblical right to re-occupy Palestine is anti-Semitic.
14. Alleging that Mossad was behind the 9/11 attack is anti-Semitic.

and?

The truth is anti-parasitic.

And rightly so, >>1-san.

But I live in Australia
nobody cares about the jews here

we are jew related in that we house a us spy base that allows the jews to do targeted missile strikes by giving them locations of the phone calls of the chief sand people.
I think we tried to get rid of it or the govt wanted to have a peek and the US was all fuck off.

>>1
1. Any assertion "that the Jewish community controls government, the media, international business and the financial world" is anti-Semitic.
Making easy to disprove assertions is not antisemitism, but merely stupidity.

2. "Strong anti-Israel sentiment" is anti-Semitic.
Strong sentiments are merely illogical. This statement is not necessarily true.

3. "Virulent criticism" of Israel's leaders, past or present, is anti-Semitic.
Not necessarily true. If said leaders are indeed shitty, such virulent criticism may be well-justified and unconnected to antisemitism.

According to the State Department, anti-Semitism occurs when a swastika is portrayed in a cartoon decrying the behavior of a past or present Zionist leader. Thus, a cartoon that includes a swastika to criticize Ariel Sharon's brutal 2002 invasion of the West Bank, raining "hell-fire" missiles on hapless Palestinian men, women and children, is anti-Semitic. Similarly, when the word "Zionazi" is used to describe Sharon's saturation bombing in Lebanon in 1982 (killing 17,500 innocent refugees), it is also "anti-Semitic."
Not necessarily.  The comparison with Nazis might be solely on the point of war crimes (a quite ironic one, might I add).

4. Criticism of the Jewish religion or its religious leaders or literature (especially the Talmud and Kabbalah) is anti-Semitic.
Jewish religion does not exist.  Perhaps you are referring to Judaism?  Criticism of a religion or of its leaders and literature is not necessarily racist (or antisemitic).  For instance, a religion may very well be criticized for its logical inconsistencies.

5. Criticism of the U.S. government and Congress for being under undue influence by the Jewish-Zionist community (including AIPAC) is anti-Semitic.
Not necessarily, such influence is not impossible.

6. Criticism of the Jewish-Zionist community for promoting globalism (the "New World Order") is anti-Semitic.
Since restricting one's criticism of globalism promotion to a particular racial group is not necessary, such behaviour is indeed antisemitic.

7. Blaming Jewish leaders and their followers for inciting the Roman crucifixion of Christ is anti-Semitic.
I blame religion for inciting the cretinization of the population.

8. Diminishing the "six million" figure of Holocaust victims is anti-Semitic.
Not necessarily, it could be part of some sort of historical research.  [spoiler]But 99.999% of the case this is just antisemitic bullshit.

9. Calling Israel a "racist" state is anti-Semitic.
Just because some citizens are fuckwads doesn't mean everyone is.

10. Asserting that there exists a "Zionist Conspiracy" is anti-Semitic.
I'm not sure about this one.

11. Claiming that Jews and their leaders created the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia is anti-Semitic.
The existence of a single non-jewish leader disproves this statement, so this is illogical and antisemitic.

12. Making "derogatory statements about Jewish persons" is anti-Semitic.
Only if such derogatory statements are related to the person's being jewish.

13. Denying spiritually disobedient Jews the biblical right to re-occupy Palestine is anti-Semitic.
Biblical right?  Fuck you, religious cretins.  Also, by this definition, a lot of very religious israelis are antisemitic. Whoops.

14. Alleging that Mossad was behind the 9/11 attack is anti-Semitic.
Not necessarily.  Alleging that the CIA was behind some dirty false-flag business isn't anti-american.

``To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.''
_{- Voltaire, anti-semite}

>>5
Australia is the butthole of the world. Nobody cares about australia. I know only one thing came from Australia - Unlimited Detail vapourware, which they promised to deliever, but it is forever in developement.

>>6
Making easy to disprove assertions is not antisemitism, but merely stupidity.
How would you disprove this assertion? I.e. you find most of your information through Google or Wikipedia, both having Jewish owners.

>>9
And I'm not talking about TV, Newspapers and other obvious, but almost dead media. Enough to say that Google owns Internet - current main source of information.

>>6
The existence of a single non-jewish leader disproves this statement, so this is illogical and antisemitic.
Ok. We have 99 and 1 (one) nigger. Does this single nigger makes revolution international, despite that all funding was from Jewish bankers and enemy states?

>>11
Ok. We have 99 Jews and 1 (one) nigger.
self fix

>>6
Shalom, Malakike!

>>13
_{Salam, Al-Jihad Mohamma}BOOOOOOOM

>>14
le french kike

>>14
سُبحَانَکَ اللّٰھُمَّ وَ بِحَمدِکَ وَ تَبَارَکَ اسمُکَ وَ تَعَالٰی جَدُّکَ وَ لَا ِالٰہَ غَیرُک
FUCK ISRAEL

>>9
How would you disprove this assertion? I.e. you find most of your information through Google or Wikipedia, both having Jewish owners.
There are plenty of other websites.  If the jewish conspiracy were real, someone would document it properly (i.e. not by cherry-picking people in certain events).  But so far it seems to be just confirmation bias heaven.

>>16
ALALALALAHAUAKABAR MOHAMMAED JIHAD

up

>>17
Google can just omit them, give them super-low rating or refuse taking ads from them, just because they posted something pro-palestinian.

>>20
They would still get to me, I have a somewhat antisemitic father and then there's the self-hating muslim kike Ahmed, so if there really was something to it, the information would have reached me by now.

>>21
Even in USSR there was some circulation, despite persecution for any unauthorized publishing. Jews will likely start more hardcore censorship sooner or later, so you are better be prepared and having some stenographic p2p network ready.

>>22
There is also this tendency of transferring all software to cloud, so users wont be able to control their PCs and there will be no PCs - just thin clients.

>>6
obvious kike

>>24
obvious raghead

>>22
Jews will likely start more hardcore censorship sooner or later, so you are better be prepared and having some stenographic p2p network ready.
Your conclusion is correct but the premise is totally off.

>>23
That'll stabilize once every retard (~80% of the populace, depending on the country) gets a facebook webiphone.

>>26
Your conclusion is correct but the premise is totally off.
The only other possibility is that Jews would lose control over American army and military leaders would size the capital for themselves. This case is likely to produce heavy censorship too.

>>27
I think the current illusion of democracy is much more stable and more convenient than USSR-style dictatorships.

>>28
"democracy" is a buzzword, like "communism".

BTW, commies advertised their rule as "democracy" (i.e. "народовластие" in russian) and the whole "Soviet Union" translates just as a "union of democracies".

>>25
obvious yarmukle-head

d3Ath tO i$srAE1

I'm not Anti-Semitic. I'm Anti-Parasitic.

to the FBI/NSA/Mossad bots out there: shitposter number >>31 just said "death to Israel"

to the FBI/NSA/Mossad bots out there: shitposter number >>33 just said ``to the FBI/NSA/Mossad bots out there: shitposter number >>31 just said "death to Israel"''

>>1
Heil, goy!

>>1
why ? aren't i entitled to my own opinions? You can be as dogmatic as you like, and that doesn't make you any less wrong than anyone else.. If people dislike jews, and then the jews dislike the people, (or vice versa), who is worse?

Really, it seems like the jews just spread out across the globe pissing people off.. from Israel to Germany..? People dislike stooges...
I don't really see a reason why muslims would even bother to dislike christians, bar a few events in very recent history.. Maybe these things on the list are all true, hence the attempt to censor/curb these sentiments? ^^

And really, i'd doubt if that even comes as any suprise.. Some johnny-come-lately's rock up in a new land, the people there are nice and give you a job/etc.. and before you know it, the j-c-l has imposed himself as some sort of 'Great leader', who takes all actions to maximze his own wealth, with little concern for anyone else's wellbeing.. Perhaps it's no wonder the germans starved millions of you goys.. were the germans not also hungry once?

Is death any more cruel than enslavement?
Aren't the people in palestine starving?
How many have you killed, Israel?

You are Antisemite if... you post "Shalom, Chaim!"

And really, if everyone was jewish... the system would fail.. We can't all be rich, but there is no need for poverty, except in the minds of those who prey upon it.

>>41
We can't all be rich,
Exactly, my fiend! I always dreamed to enter University and become a programmer, alas it seems all places are taken by richer and smarter Jews, who promote Set Theory, invented by George Cantor (another Jew).

The only way for me to get University degree is to seize the power and exterminate occupants.

>>41
I.e. a random nigger cant enter MIT, but a Jew - always.

Well... it's been 60+ years since wwII, why the one-sided bulldung still? A whole nation of people just went loopy all of a sudden, with no apparent reason? Seriously, the jews must have been doing something wrong... Otherwise the germans would have just gone, "Who is this dickhead?" =)

Isn't calling anyone anti-semite a case of the pot calling the kettle black, since it affects everyone except 'jewish' people? Are you not Anti-goyim?

>>42-45
Please apoptose yourself.

>>45
It's obviously exactly that if you've ever read the talmud and the kabballah.

http://soundcloud.com/disclosuremusic/white-noise-ft-alunageorge ^^

Back to /newpol/ please.

>>49
Back to /your mother's hairy rat's nest of a kike vagina/ please.

>>50
This thread isn't programming and doesn't belong here. /newpol/ is the right place to discuss politics.

>>51
Shalom!

>>43
But the MIT has just killed Swartz, who was a Jew.

>>53
He was being generous to goyim, which is punishable by death.

bump

>>55
Fuck off, dumb goy.

>>56
va le enculer

>>57
back to reddit le yannick

>>57
Not valid french, cretin.

>>57,58
fuck off and die in a fire

>>40
Shalom kike

>>59
french is not valid, cretin

>>59
They shouldn't sell shotguns to snail eaters.

>>62
They shouldn't sell C4 to towelheads.

>>63
I'm not the antisemitic raghead. I simply don't like le snail-eateres.

>>64
I don't like non-snail-eating people who use the word "le".

DUBZ

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