You are Antisemite if...

Here is a list of beliefs or activities the U.S. government now considers anti-Semitic:
 
1. Any assertion "that the Jewish community controls government, the media, international business and the financial world" is anti-Semitic.
2. "Strong anti-Israel sentiment" is anti-Semitic.
3. "Virulent criticism" of Israel's leaders, past or present, is anti-Semitic. According to the State Department, anti-Semitism occurs when a swastika is portrayed in a cartoon decrying the behavior of a past or present Zionist leader. Thus, a cartoon that includes a swastika to criticize Ariel Sharon's brutal 2002 invasion of the West Bank, raining "hell-fire" missiles on hapless Palestinian men, women and children, is anti-Semitic. Similarly, when the word "Zionazi" is used to describe Sharon's saturation bombing in Lebanon in 1982 (killing 17,500 innocent refugees), it is also "anti-Semitic."
4. Criticism of the Jewish religion or its religious leaders or literature (especially the Talmud and Kabbalah) is anti-Semitic.
5. Criticism of the U.S. government and Congress for being under undue influence by the Jewish-Zionist community (including AIPAC) is anti-Semitic.
6. Criticism of the Jewish-Zionist community for promoting globalism (the "New World Order") is anti-Semitic.
7. Blaming Jewish leaders and their followers for inciting the Roman crucifixion of Christ is anti-Semitic.
8. Diminishing the "six million" figure of Holocaust victims is anti-Semitic.
9. Calling Israel a "racist" state is anti-Semitic.
10. Asserting that there exists a "Zionist Conspiracy" is anti-Semitic.
11. Claiming that Jews and their leaders created the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia is anti-Semitic.
12. Making "derogatory statements about Jewish persons" is anti-Semitic.
13. Denying spiritually disobedient Jews the biblical right to re-occupy Palestine is anti-Semitic.
14. Alleging that Mossad was behind the 9/11 attack is anti-Semitic.

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1. Any assertion "that the Jewish community controls government, the media, international business and the financial world" is anti-Semitic.
Making easy to disprove assertions is not antisemitism, but merely stupidity.

2. "Strong anti-Israel sentiment" is anti-Semitic.
Strong sentiments are merely illogical. This statement is not necessarily true.

3. "Virulent criticism" of Israel's leaders, past or present, is anti-Semitic.
Not necessarily true. If said leaders are indeed shitty, such virulent criticism may be well-justified and unconnected to antisemitism.

According to the State Department, anti-Semitism occurs when a swastika is portrayed in a cartoon decrying the behavior of a past or present Zionist leader. Thus, a cartoon that includes a swastika to criticize Ariel Sharon's brutal 2002 invasion of the West Bank, raining "hell-fire" missiles on hapless Palestinian men, women and children, is anti-Semitic. Similarly, when the word "Zionazi" is used to describe Sharon's saturation bombing in Lebanon in 1982 (killing 17,500 innocent refugees), it is also "anti-Semitic."
Not necessarily.  The comparison with Nazis might be solely on the point of war crimes (a quite ironic one, might I add).

4. Criticism of the Jewish religion or its religious leaders or literature (especially the Talmud and Kabbalah) is anti-Semitic.
Jewish religion does not exist.  Perhaps you are referring to Judaism?  Criticism of a religion or of its leaders and literature is not necessarily racist (or antisemitic).  For instance, a religion may very well be criticized for its logical inconsistencies.

5. Criticism of the U.S. government and Congress for being under undue influence by the Jewish-Zionist community (including AIPAC) is anti-Semitic.
Not necessarily, such influence is not impossible.

6. Criticism of the Jewish-Zionist community for promoting globalism (the "New World Order") is anti-Semitic.
Since restricting one's criticism of globalism promotion to a particular racial group is not necessary, such behaviour is indeed antisemitic.

7. Blaming Jewish leaders and their followers for inciting the Roman crucifixion of Christ is anti-Semitic.
I blame religion for inciting the cretinization of the population.

8. Diminishing the "six million" figure of Holocaust victims is anti-Semitic.
Not necessarily, it could be part of some sort of historical research.  [spoiler]But 99.999% of the case this is just antisemitic bullshit.

9. Calling Israel a "racist" state is anti-Semitic.
Just because some citizens are fuckwads doesn't mean everyone is.

10. Asserting that there exists a "Zionist Conspiracy" is anti-Semitic.
I'm not sure about this one.

11. Claiming that Jews and their leaders created the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia is anti-Semitic.
The existence of a single non-jewish leader disproves this statement, so this is illogical and antisemitic.

12. Making "derogatory statements about Jewish persons" is anti-Semitic.
Only if such derogatory statements are related to the person's being jewish.

13. Denying spiritually disobedient Jews the biblical right to re-occupy Palestine is anti-Semitic.
Biblical right?  Fuck you, religious cretins.  Also, by this definition, a lot of very religious israelis are antisemitic. Whoops.

14. Alleging that Mossad was behind the 9/11 attack is anti-Semitic.
Not necessarily.  Alleging that the CIA was behind some dirty false-flag business isn't anti-american.