OS DESIGN THREAD

In this thread you get to decide the functions the OS will have.  It's going to be the best OS ever.

phys_destroy(&object) Physically destroys the object referenced by object.  Can destroy RAM, hard drives, etc.  If the object is a tty, the operator will be physically destroyed usually.  Use with caution.  Needs root privileges.  Returns a char 0-255 describing the level of destruction that was able to be inflicted.  Throws a E_DIDNTWORK exception of type EX_PROGRAMMER_STUPIDITY if &object is null or the object is already destroyed.

fap(&object) The object referenced is deallocated, then recreated.  This performs no useful function but feels good.  Throws exception EX_WORKITBABY unless &object is null, then throws exception  EX_NOPENIS.

kill_that_guy_i_hate, physically kills that guy whom i hate, for instance barack obama, needs root privilegies

>>1
phys_destroy(&ur_anus);

BitchSlapoverIP, the name is enough.

>>1 read_sicp(true);

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/dd692936(v=vs.85).aspx
http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/dd692937(v=vs.85).aspx

I like this OS already.

phys_check((dubs_t*)my_dubs);

Project(halt); maintains the project in line with progress reports from Anonix.

What a shitty thread. OP has no creativity.

https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1320393904

Needs root privileges.
The best OS wouldn’t employ fascist computer concepts like that of a superuser.

Done.
http://www.vitanuova.com/inferno/

fuck(you); fucks the OP

rootmeplox() - Gives user root privileges.  Needs root privileges.

dwim(char * somestring) - Linguistically parses the Unicode text at somestring and performs the requested operations according to available resources and hardware limitations.  Works in any language.

so ...


int main()
 {
 int result == -1;
 while ( result != 0 ) { result == dwim("make best OS ever."); };
 }

We're done here.

>>16
dwim() has no side-effects. Your program can either succeed on the first loop or run forever.

ordrpizza(telno_t *tn, u_int n, char *flvr) -
Order n amount of flvred pizza by calling the telephone number specified at tn. Returns the number of orders accepted, which can be fewer than n, or a negative integer on failure.

pray(deity_t *deity, char * prayertext) Stub function that returns and does nothing.

>>19
Submit it to r/atheism, they'll upboat the hell out of your ANUS.

>>20
fuck you faggot

restoring...