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OS DESIGN THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 23:49

In this thread you get to decide the functions the OS will have.  It's going to be the best OS ever.

phys_destroy(&object) Physically destroys the object referenced by object.  Can destroy RAM, hard drives, etc.  If the object is a tty, the operator will be physically destroyed usually.  Use with caution.  Needs root privileges.  Returns a char 0-255 describing the level of destruction that was able to be inflicted.  Throws a E_DIDNTWORK exception of type EX_PROGRAMMER_STUPIDITY if &object is null or the object is already destroyed.

fap(&object) The object referenced is deallocated, then recreated.  This performs no useful function but feels good.  Throws exception EX_WORKITBABY unless &object is null, then throws exception  EX_NOPENIS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 10:07

pray(deity_t *deity, char * prayertext) Stub function that returns and does nothing.

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