Jewish programming

Look at what the Jews can do with their knowledge of mathematics and infinite set theory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkUwT9U1GzA

Can your Nikita be as impressive as this? I don't think so.

Can your Nikita be as impressive as this?
No. I dont write C/C++.

>>2
Do it in Symta. Aren't you hardcore enough?

>>3
No.

>>4
...

The jews have won.

Does anyone have suggestions for a kosher programming language, I'm looking to get a job with the secret hebrew world government

-- Concerned Jew

>>6

PIG: http://www-01.ibm.com/software/data/infosphere/hadoop/pig/

>>6
Haskell is the most Jewish language. Even named after a Jew. At least in Russia, only Jews have name "Haskell" (i.e. Gopnik Moiseevich Haskel)

>>8
No joke languages please

-- Concerned Jew

>>9
Gopnik Moiseevich Haskel isn't a joke. He was a Jew and a war hero: killed thousands of Germans.

HPL is a programming language environment, which let you program in hebrew: http://hpl.sourceforge.net/heb/heb_index.htm


^{It will then get translated into PHP, which is a joke.}

>>11
PHP, being inherently Satanic, is not kosher.

-- Enlightened Jew

>>12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP
Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans rewrote the parser in 1997 and formed the base of PHP 3

So PHP must be Jewish enough.

``Judaism in Programmming''

>>13
Sometimes Jews are not good people.

>>1
Isn't that the guy who knows Japanese and Hebrew? That guy is /prog/'s hero.

is that a song from the touhou soundtrack

>>17
Q) What is the background music?
A) The background music is The Last Duel/The Final Decisive Battle
   from Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals (SNES). However, it is not
   played through the SPC700 (SNES audio chip), but through OPL3,
   the FM synthesizer in PCs, using ADLMIDI.

Personally never cared for either of the Lufia sets so I didn't know it offhand, but it sounded like a Final Fantasy (specfically 5) song played back in MIDI to me.

Either way, this guy is such a kike. Nikita please Symta your way to the root command of a U.S. atttack drone and off him for me will you?

>>1
The background music is The Last Duel/The Final Decisive Battle from Lufia I/II (SNES).

I remember Lufia II. I was too poor to shell out the $70 for Final Fantasy 3 for the SNES (aka Final Fantasy 6 in Nipon). But I had just enough to afford the $38 for Lufia II.

It wasn't that good, but I played through it a couple of times.

>>19
americunt paying for games.
ah-ha-ha!

in eastern europe, games were distributed on CDs like http://img.zoneland.ru/images/196236cc02.jpg.jpg

each cost less than $10.

>>20
Unlike you, I happen to have a lot of money running businesses.

>>21
In general, America has a lot of money, only because America robs 3rd world countries, like Iraq, from their oil.

god I fucking hate this guy so much

>>23
lol you sound mad

>>20
I have a number of these!  We bought them on Sovok, which was warm and lampey, with shopkeepers repairing stuff with solder irons, computer nerds as the only visitors, no bydlo whatsoever (but you wouldn't know since you are an unwashed ausMKADer).

But the CDs were sold for 30000 in ≈1997 (about pre-burst $5 if I remember correctly), then for 50000 (around the time of when Starcraft finally became popular in russia), then they followed inflation up to 90 new roubles, but there weren't any DOS/W95 game collections by that time, only titles such as Half-Life and Max Payne.  My last game collection CD was bought before 2000 I think.

Those were the times.

"There will be no peace on Earth, until all nations come to appreciate the Jews. When I say that, I mean it." -- Jon Voight, Jewish-American actor, winner of one Academy Award, and of three Golden Globe Awards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KW-0TsD790)

The Jewish people are the only natural carrier of the liberal-humanist ideas, both at the level of Jewish nation and at the level of individual Jews. - Leonid Nevzlin, Jewish Oligarch (http://nevzlin.livejournal.com/157928.html)

"If you dislike the Jews, then wont find a more Jewish person than I am. That is my patriotism." -- Mikheil Saakashvili, President of Georgia, http://lurer.com/?p=24392&l=ru (note that "Saakashvili" translates from Georgian as son of Isaak)

"We are categorically against any manifestations of nationalism. We must constantly respond to them in order to protect the interests of minorities and the interests of the Jewish nation. For us to fight anti-Semitism is the foundation of our domestic policy" -- Vladimir Putin, April 2005, Tel Aviv (http://vlasti.net/news/144823)

The total volume of the population and its requests today is how it was never been in history. It is here, signs of conflict show. There are physical limits to all kinds of resources. Further growth of resources consumption is impossible. The only scenario we have is close to catastrophic. The population should be reduced to 1.5 billion. This is the only possible way for human development. -- Anatoly Chubais, Jewish-Russian economist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u0n8P2k_e8)

"All my friends who went to Israel, either came back to Europe or moved to America. They did not like it in Israel. One of these friends being drunk dropped a cool phrase: - Can you imagine - he said, - Jews in Israel are forced into manual labor. What could be more ridiculous?" -- Alexander Exler (http://www.jewish.ru/culture/events/2001/07/prn_news8780.php)

It is better to maintain in power (even by election fraud) the corrupt bureaucrats than the rise to power of the nationalists. - Vladimir Varfolomeev, Jewish-Russian Journalist

>>25-27
Oh no, you better caul Sall

>>23
g-d I fucking love this guy so much

what are you going to do about it, goy?

>>29
Shalom kike!

>>30
Salam towelhead!

and i thought nikita was hardcore programmer...
i guess jews are better...

>>32
Nikita is not a programmer.

>>32
>>33
Shalom, Schlomos!

>>34
Salam towelhead!

>>33
Yeah. I'm a bad programmer and a bad artist. Worst at everything. That is because my mother isn't Jewish. Had mom been Jewish, I would now been Sussman, Stallman or, at least, Spolsky.

Are you that guy that wears women's dresses?

>>37
No. Fags are always good artists.

>>38
http://www.topgaysongs.com/musicians/top-gay-musicians