Jewish programming

Look at what the Jews can do with their knowledge of mathematics and infinite set theory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkUwT9U1GzA

Can your Nikita be as impressive as this? I don't think so.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP
Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans rewrote the parser in 1997 and formed the base of PHP 3

So PHP must be Jewish enough.