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Make a program thread

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:31

Rules:
1.It's in C.
2.One line of code only.
3.Functions can be made anywhere and will automatically be put at the top.

I'll start:
#include <stdio.h>

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:33

void *main(char **argc; int argv) { /* fuck the police */

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:13

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:42


#include <stdlib.h>

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:43

return 0; }

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:46

Good job returning an integer on a void function.

>>5 is omitted from the program. I will continue:

for(;;) {

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:51

printf("JEWS");}}

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 1:24

#define printf(a) int i = 0;

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 1:40

loeb f = let x = fmap ($x) f in x

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 1:43

long long * RetPointer(long long * data, void * (*ErrorCallback)(*long long))){_asm("nop");

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 3:06

}

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 3:24

^D

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 3:57

exit(EXIT_FAILURE);

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 5:42

#define int float

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:58

#define main DEPRECATED_FUNCTION

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 9:02

#define DEPRECATED_FUNCTION main

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:48


#define define /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 11:39

class PoopA

Name: sage 2013-01-05 11:43

I bet none of your niggers dare to do this:
cat > Makefile
...you had something to say?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 11:50

>>18

>C
>classes

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 11:54

>>14-20
See >>13.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 11:57

>>20
Fuck off with your /g/ style pseudoquotes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 12:51

>>22
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL E/prog/IN WIN /PROG/LODYTE
LE JEWS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 12:57

>>22
As if ISO standard quotes needs to be green you ****....

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 13:24

>>24
****....
You really need to go back to Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 13:25

>>23
See? You bump everything but the threads you dislike, like that Touhou thread. Also, are you really bitching about antisemitism on /prog/? For fuck's sake, you're one insufferable retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 13:41

>>21
#define exit(c) putchar('n')

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 14:04

>>26
fuck off cretin

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 14:20

>>28
Not your business.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 15:06

>>2
pointer to pointer for extra leetness

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 15:24

>>30
Read K&R.

No, even better, fuck off back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 15:59

>>31
LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGINGOINWIMGOINGOINGOIIN GRO
>EGINGINGOINGWINGWINGIN
>LE EGINE LE SHOITGUN ANUS LE GRTOO

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:22

>>32
You fuck off too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 17:28

>>21
Can you exit like that when main is void?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 18:17

>>36 le definitions
>>37 le includes
>>38 le prototypes
>>39-42 le functions
>>43-48 le main function

let's do this dqnbros!!! for the elitist superstructure! and mittenz ( ˃ ヮ˂)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 18:31

>>35
SAoVQ is less retarded than Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 18:44

>>31

i already have read K & R. go back to /suckingdick/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 18:47

>>37
Why the fuck are you saying something as stupid as ``lel pointers are for nerd XD'' then? That's not even a good joke.

Back to /g/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 18:49

while (true) goto 5;

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 4:47

>>27
#define exit(c) puts("back to /thezoo/")

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 7:02

Stupid lisp programmers abusing my C macros. Back to /hackerjews/ please

Name: Leah Culver 2013-01-06 7:18

Back to my culver, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 10:29

>>36
Why would you even go to SAoVQ? It's worse than 4-ch, and 4-ch predates it by years. Don't feed egoists who just want their own wob sight that's biggerer and betterer than everyone else's wob sights!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 10:34

>>21
See >>7

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 10:45

>>42
Right in the Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 11:10

>>43
Because VIPTRONIC.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 0:22

>>42
le epic culver win:
"For music, I began listening to Rdio this year. Around the time I switched to Dropbox, I realized that it didn't really make sense to own my own mp3s when I could just stream anything I wanted to listen to at any time. I haven't owned any physical albums in years, but now I don't even own any digital albums. Yay"
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