Make a program thread

Rules:
1.It's in C.
2.One line of code only.
3.Functions can be made anywhere and will automatically be put at the top.

I'll start:
#include <stdio.h>

>>23
See? You bump everything but the threads you dislike, like that Touhou thread. Also, are you really bitching about antisemitism on /prog/? For fuck's sake, you're one insufferable retard.