Choose my next language.

I need a new language after I learn PHP, simply because I have no idea.

Lisp.

FIOC

javascript is the only language you'll ever need

>>4
Need more proof on that one.

>>4
Fuck off kike.

>>5
Listen only to gentiles.

>>6
fuck off, illogical racist cretin.

>>7
Fuck off, JIDF.

>>8
Fuck off and die in a fucking fire, illogical racist cretin.

>>9
Fuck off and die in a fucking fire, Shlomo ``Cutdick'' Goldberg.

>>6,8,10
*Jewish American

>>7,9
*Mentally challenged conservative individual

>>9,10
*Rest in peace in the cozy warmness of the forest

>>11
Fuck off, politically correct piece of shit.

>>12
Please go back to your place of origin and have a nice day, good sir.

>>13
Why would I go back to Israel? It's filled with religious illogical racist cretins.

>>14
Try Saudi Arabia, I've heard it's free of religious illogical racist cretins.

The mashiach will bring about the political and spiritual redemption of the Jewish people by bringing us back to Israel and restoring Jerusalem (Isaiah 11:11-12; Jeremiah 23:8; 30:3; Hosea 3:4-5). He will establish a government in Israel that will be the center of all world government, both for Jews and gentiles (Isaiah 2:2-4; 11:10; 42:1). He will rebuild the Temple and re-establish its worship (Jeremiah 33:18). He will restore the religious court system of Israel and establish Jewish law as the law of the land (Jeremiah 33:15).
I can't wait for that moment to come. I want to cut my dick and kill some sandniggers.

>>15
That's not what I heard.

>>17
What you heard was a lie.

>>16
Go to Israel, you'll fit right in with the other fuckwads.

I might go with RUBY.
The only problem is I don't want to sound like a faggot. I've heard ASM is for faggots, I don't want to end up in that boat.

If you don't already know JS, learn enough to be able to do some AJAX shit.  You'll only have to do it once or twice, then go to jQuery.  There are other JS libraries/frameworks, but this one is the most popular and it's used everywhere.

Make sure your HTML/CSS is decent and you can easily get a web design job.  If you're still down with PHP, use it to crank out Wordpress websites/plugins/themes.  Get up to speed on SQL queries for fun and profit.  Easy money.

You can learn some Ruby/Python to expand your web dev skills.  PHP has a couple of frameworks (Drupal, CakePHP, CodeIgniter)  that you might want to get up to speed on to get more web cash. 

If you want to learn to code, I'd suggest starting at C and then you'll be able to handle nearly any other language.  Then there's C++, Perl, Lisp, etc.  Learning new languages becomes a whole lot easier once you get the basics of C out of the way (a lot of them are based off of C anyway).

Good luck!

>>21
Should I stick to Web Dev until I've managed to make decent progress? Or should I just learn C and go from there?
I do like PHP.

>>19
Will they let me in? It's such a wonderful country; they may think I'm not fit for it!

>>23
I think you have to go to Shenyang and then fly to Pyongyang in Israel.

>>22
I do like PHP.
Kill yourself.

>>24
That doesn't sound easy at all.

>>25
What can I say? It's my first. I automatically have to like it. I'll probably hate it when I learn some new stuff.

>>27
You will, trust me.

If you're into the ``web development'' bullshit, try learning Python. It's an average programming language with some stupid design choices, but at least it will be "not-bad" enough to make you dislike PHP.

Also, PHP was made by JEWS.

>>28
Fuck.

I've heard something about LISP. What's so gas about it?

>>30
Read SICP.

>>31
I'll give it a look, thank you anon.

PHP IS GAAAAAAAAYYYYY

>>33
Compelling argument.

>>34
It truly is, and I'm not even being ironic.

>>35
Alright I'll take your word for it Anon.

Going with RUBY.
I just think it'd be gas. Then I think I'll go with LISP. Not sure.

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