/prog/ - The Perks of Being a /prog/flower

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:36

Make friends.
Dance.
Fuck.
Fight.
Get drunk.
Get stoned.
Live life.
Have fun!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:54

No rule to make target `friends'.

Where did I go wrong?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:58

Am I pretty like a flower?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 18:01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5rh7O4IDc0

3deep5me

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 18:03

>>4
The book was better.
The movie is just LOOK WE GOT EMMA WATSON IN THE CAST.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 18:19

>>5
Not read, not watched. Half-blood niggers and gay plots. Cultural Marxism. No thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 18:31

>>4
introversion is a social disease that must be cured

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 19:50

>>6
Doesn't seem you're using that term properly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Marxism

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 19:55

>>4
It's like they made a movie for Michael Cera, realized that he was getting too old to play another awkward teenager, then found another guy who looks just like Michael Cera.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 20:07

>>7
>implying an introvert would do any of those things

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 20:13

>>8
Do you even read what you link?
In a similar vein, in her Politically Incorrect Guide to English and American Literature, Elizabeth Kantor says that it is possible to determine what works of literature are valuable, but that "cultural Marxists" since the 1960s have completely changed the criteria so as to reward mediocre books and denounce truly good literature as racist, sexist, homophobic and elitist

But I could quote the whole article. Besides I have never read Marx. Only Ted Kaczynski and Anders Behring Breivik.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:01

>>10
How about you fuck off back to /g/ with your unfunny ``memes''?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:03

>>12
LLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>YOURE MORE AND MORE EGIN
>GRO

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:57

>>13
Same goes to you, fagshit.

Name: jeepers 2013-01-01 23:00

>>13
Fuck you, fagstorm.
>>14
Back to /lounge/, cretin.
>>15
/polecat kebabs/
>>16
Shalom!
>>17
Hello, Ahmed.
>>18
Tsk.
>>20
Tsk.
>>481
No, fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 23:15

>>15
fuck you cretin

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 23:39

>>16
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 23:50

>>15
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 23:57

>>18
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:00

>>19
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:05

>>20
*African American

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:17

>>22
dubber

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 2:47

>>21
There are niggers everywhere and most of the niggers aren't american. The right term is simply: "nigger".

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 4:37

NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 20:00

so what are the perks of being a wallflower?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 20:09

>>25
Conformity and insubstance doesn't threaten the system. If you don't threaten the system, the system is good to you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 21:44

>>25
I don't know about this book/movie faggotry, but when I go to a club and dance, I usually only meet 2 or 3 cute girls. If I just stand with my back against the wall instead of dancing, they fall all over themselves to try to get me to dance.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 21:48

>>25
AUTISM.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 21:53

>>27
That's so cool! Did you tell your Reddit/b/ros about it yet? XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:13

The perks of eating a cauliflower.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:25

>>29
I've never been to Reddit. I did meet a guy who claimed to be a Reddit administrator at the club I went to a couple nights ago. He seemed like a complete idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:27

>>31
at the club
[m]Back to /b/, please.[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:28

>>32
Second time you make that ^{^B}_{_B}Code mistake today, good sir.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:44

>>32
back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 19:35

being shy

enjoy never being rich

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 19:38

>>35
FUCK YOU NEUROTYPICAL ``CONFIDENT'' PIECE OF SHIT

The Perks of Being a /prog/flower

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:36

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:54

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:58

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 18:01

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 18:03

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 18:19

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 18:31

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 19:50

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 19:55

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 20:07

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 20:13

12 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:01

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:03

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:57

15 Name: jeepers 2013-01-01 23:00

16 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 23:15

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 23:39

18 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 23:50

19 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 23:57

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21 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:05

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:17

23 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 2:47

24 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 4:37

25 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 20:00

26 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 20:09

27 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 21:44

28 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 21:48

29 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 21:53

30 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:13

31 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:25

32 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:27

33 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:28

34 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 22:44

35 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 19:35

36 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 19:38

37 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:15