The Perks of Being a /prog/flower

Make friends.
Dance.
Fuck.
Fight.
Get drunk.
Get stoned.
Live life.
Have fun!

>>25
I don't know about this book/movie faggotry, but when I go to a club and dance, I usually only meet 2 or 3 cute girls. If I just stand with my back against the wall instead of dancing, they fall all over themselves to try to get me to dance.