/prog/ - The fad is over. I'm sick of Node.js...

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 13:01

...but I don't want to go back to LAMP. I need to explore further. I've already tried Django and I like it even less than Node.js because it's too fucking bloated. I don't like Node.js because I don't want to build everything with freaking JS and callbacks.

So what's next? What's a sane alternative that is lightweight, simple in design and usage, yes fairly well supported and well documented?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 13:11

too fucking bloated
You're just too fucking stupid to understand what all the parts are for.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 13:16

>>2

Did I offend your feeling by any chance? I'm sorry, I didn't know people were so emotionally attached to their frameworks of choice around here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 13:23

>>1
Perl::Dancer is great. Try it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 13:26

erlang is the new php

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 13:55

>>3
3/10. You can do better than that.

Name: sage 2012-12-27 14:04

werc
well supported and well documented
no.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 14:09

>>7
Take your shit software back to reddit, Uriel.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 14:16

>>7
back to the grave, Uriel.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 14:33

>>9
Back to pretending to be dead, Uriel.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 14:46

Ruby on EventMachine.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 15:24

I like Tornado for Pythong

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 16:48

Just randomly flip the front panel switches and see what happens.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 17:03

ruby espresso. its freeing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 18:28

yesod, snap, happstack, your choice m8

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 20:10

werc

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 21:44

erlang is the new php
oh no you di'int!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 22:13

>>1

CherryPy is a lightweight OO framework for Python.
Flask is pretty hot stuff, it's a templating micro framework for Python.
Tornado is one framework as well.
Then there's of course Meteor that's pretty hot stuff now, a JS + MongoDB framework that lets you deploy in matter of minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 13:13

it's worth mentioning that Meteor was given an $11M budget, so it's very unlikely that it would be a waste of time learning Meteor. They have enough money to devote the next 3 or 4 years to Meteor development, it can't really fail.

Meteor, niggas.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 13:14

Programming is so fucking boring. Blah blah frameworks, blah blah languages. Suck my cock.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 13:24

Use twisted or toy around with SimpleHTTPD to get an idea of how to write your own.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 13:26

So much fucking shit, so much transphobia, cissexism, and generally bad programming. I fucking hate this site, and everyday my hate grows deeper.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 13:43

>>22
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 13:57

>>18
deploy
http://stackoverflow.com
http://reddit.com/r/programming
http://hackerne.ws

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 16:15

if you use anything other than js for development, you're retarded and in for a rude awakening 2 years from now

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 16:16

>>25
Fuck off, dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 16:52

>>26
Ignore the obvious kike.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 17:10

``H T M L P r o g r a m m e r s"

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 18:39

>>28
LOL I've never heard that joke before!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 20:11

Write a Scheme on top of Neko.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 3:21

Mersenne prime get

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 8:43

>>22
Now named Mongoose:
https://code.google.com/p/mongoose/

Still, I have WebDAV's PROPFIND. I am making my own protocol.

>>33
I want to see that. Feels unorthodox, But I want to see it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 1:08

>>32 you posted in the wrong thread somehow, fuckwad

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 4:27

>>33
whoops, meant s/>>33/>>30/ and s/>>22/>>21/. But I was talking about this thread, so full of fail.

I have to stop coming here drunk.

Name: 32 2012-12-30 4:36

s/have/hate/

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 5:35

Just use Symta, it's Abelson easy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 5:01

scala

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 8:50

>>34
full of fail
Maybe you would feel more at home on an imageboard?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-09 21:52

what's wrong with callbacks?
every web server uses callbacks, at least internally

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-10 0:08

Use Sinatra. Also, whoever bumped this thread is an asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-10 3:50

>>18
Excuse me, it's 2013, it's about time we start using stuff that actually supports Python 3.

The fad is over. I'm sick of Node.js...

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