/prog/ - Programming with Nitori

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 0:32

She's kicking my ass here. She can literally write code a thousand times faster than I can, and it performs better and has less bugs too. While I'm busy crapping out code for database interaction, she's writing a simulator to model the evolution of subatomic organisms in higher dimensions on that quantum computer she built herself while simultaneously designing an army of Youkai Proof robots to make Youkai Mountain safe for humans.

Will I ever be able to compete with here?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 1:09

Remove the computer from the kitchen, you'll be fine.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 1:55

>>2
S-sounds dangerous! I'm not brave enough to get between a kappa and her hardware!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 2:49

>>3
How 'bout you get between THIS hardware!

*spreads asscheeks*

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 5:52

Programming with Nitrous

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-12 6:01

Will I ever be able to compete with here?
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 6:17

I prefer to program with Satori

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 6:19

>>6
LEL!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 9:53

Youkai Mountain will be safe for humans after I take my machine gun and tell those youkai who's going to eat each other after they see the nasty end of my AK-103.

I'm cretin-kun's brother, he told me he wanted me to go to Gensokyo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 9:54

JEWKARI KIKEKUMO

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 10:03

What the fuck do kappa have to do with cucumbers? I never understood.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 12:36

>>11
I've had this explained to me, but I forgot already. Wikipedia says they just really like the taste.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 12:47

>>9
Fuck you cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:07

>>12
Oh, okay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:09

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Greek_lowercase_kappa_variant.svg
Looks like
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleph
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:11

They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉), a mythical ball said to contain their soul which is located inside the anus.^{[12][14][15][16]}

Don't ever let Nitori get near your ANUS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:19

>>9
AK-103s are assault rifles.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:19

>>15
I hate seeing this jewish symbol in mathematics.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:32

>>16

btw do you know how kappas extract that shirikodama? they suck it out. no kidding, google it

Japanese River Imp (aka Kappa, Kawataro, Kawako, Kawaranbe) ... into the victim's anus or shiri 尻), the Kappa must first suck out or remove the shirikodama, ...

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:36

>>19
Surely people were sucking each others anuses because of this?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:48

>>19
I'd let Nitori suck the ball of out my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:52

>>21
if you get my drift ;]

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:52

I'd let Nitori suck my balls.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 13:57

>>21
Are you sure you still have your soul?

Name: >>21 2012-12-12 14:26

I meant out of my anus, of course.

>>24
Who cares, I'd let this
http://i.imgur.com/TVqiW.jpg
do whatever she wants with my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 15:13

>>25
The gap between legs isn't meant to be square at the top!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 15:44

>>26
She has a deflated vulva.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 18:04

I'd let Nitori suck my dick.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 18:05

>28
She wouldn't though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 18:06

>>29
Fuck you, she would if I asked nice and promised to respect her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 18:18

I wonder if she's a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 18:20

Every single Touhou is a virgin.

Okay, except Suwako because she's Sanae's ancestor and some other Touhous I might be missing right now.

Name: sage 2012-12-12 18:43

Touhou is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 18:53

Okay, except Suwako because she's Sanae's ancestor
I feel bad for misreading the intent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 19:01

>>34
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 23:52

>>32
But what about their anal virginity, or their lesbian virginity?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 0:38

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 0:41

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 2:11

No. She is better than you; as everyone else is, but she is in a class of her own.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 4:37

My other head is a tail, if you catch the drift

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 6:29

u have two heads and a tail?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 7:15

i wish i had a tail too -_-

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 8:31

>>42
you can have one when you finally get to hell for being a degenerate

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 9:06

>>43
aww, why are you so rough, you make me sad

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 5:33

Have sex with her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 7:30

>>42
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybernetics

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 0:28

This thread is now Nitori.

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