Programming with Nitori

She's kicking my ass here. She can literally write code a thousand times faster than I can, and it performs better and has less bugs too. While I'm busy crapping out code for database interaction, she's writing a simulator to model the evolution of subatomic organisms in higher dimensions on that quantum computer she built herself while simultaneously designing an army of Youkai Proof robots to make Youkai Mountain safe for humans.

Will I ever be able to compete with here?

What the fuck do kappa have to do with cucumbers? I never understood.