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PROGRAMMING! NOT CODING!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 14:43

YOU WANT TO SAY YOU ARE PROGRAMMING! NOT "CODING"! "CODING" IS WHAT CUBICLE OFFICE SHEEPAND NORMALFAGS SAY!

YOU DON'T CALL PROGRAMS "APPS" EITHER

STAY ABOVE THE TIMES

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 14:54

A program is a TV show. I don't TV show TV shows. I code apps.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 14:58

>>2

Linux absolutely destroys mac os x

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 15:04

>>2
Not gay, just a corner rounder.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 15:48

>>3
lol no

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 15:56

>>5
Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 16:08

I call them codes.

I know all the codes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 16:28

Programming isn't good either, unless you also burn ROMs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 16:30

What about killer apps?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 17:36

What you don't understand, dear friend, is that ``Apps'' is shorthand for ``Applications'', which is more correct than the term ``Programs''!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 17:44

>>1
You obviously dont work in the IT field nor do you have any formal education in CS or IT. What you are is a basement dweller whos programming experience consists of typing ls into the console of your Arch distro about 50 times a day. If you actually knew anything about IT you would understand the difference between programming/coding and programs/apps. A program can be any body of code that performs a set of tasks, you could test out how a certain programming language interfaces with sockets or a GUI, this set of tests would comprise a program. Which is different than an application which is an external package you distribute to users that performs a specific and unified purpose. Coding also refers to the specific act of implementing a program while programming involves all phases of design. OP- test time why dont you ask your mom if she will pay you to go to junior college so you can actually learn to do something instead of talk about what you dont understand to others on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 17:57

>>11
OP is indeed stupid, but so are you
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 18:10

>>12
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>E[G]IN GINGWINGO)IN
>LE FACE

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 18:20

>>13
It would have been more appropriate to tell that to >>11. >>12 is the non-retard here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 18:21

/polack tea ebbs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 18:38

>>11
/backplate getgoes/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 18:45

`>mfw le go back to /r/imagebook+'s/ please face

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 23:22

I call programs business solutions, and programming implementing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 3:31

>>11
agreed. But OP is talking about dev. companies, primarily web dev., where programmers design the entire plan/COA for a project (regardless of type: music, tv, lights, physical assembly) and the actually worker (writers, musicians, engineers, laborers, typist) codes/types the instructs required for the design.

IOW: OP needs to get a syllabus from a nearby college, and read the materials, books, and assignments and get educated, regardless of his ageless bark.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 5:34

>>1
I'm not programming, I'm doing informational inquiry. My work isn't writing programs, but composing queries and reading answers produced by CPU.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 5:34

>>20
s/reading/interpreting

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 5:35

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 5:58

>>22

it rather looks like evocating a mightly magical artifact

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 6:54

Coding is fine as you make programs using a special code.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 6:59

In Russia "coding" means alcoholism treatment technique.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 7:25

codes... more like [b]CHODES[b]!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 8:25

i'm a super programmer.
not a fackin' coder.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 8:29

>>25
Thats is "programming" between us, hah?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 8:32

not being an expert in every phase of the project lifecycle—from concept development to solution design, implementation, optimization and support.
plebs

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 8:34

/progding/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 8:58

>>29
Who the fuck you quoting, /g/aylord?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 10:01

>>31
pleb

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 10:02

>>32
LEL LE E/G/IN /G/OOIN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROFL OMG LEL SO FUCKING LE MEME FACE WHEN 2012 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>LE
>LE
>MEME FACE
XD

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 10:06

I'm am an expert /progrider/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 10:38

>>33
stop acting like a retarded pleb

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 11:14

>>35
acting

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 11:17

>>35
Says the /g/aylord.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 13:21

I, for one, write scripts

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 13:58

I want every anti-``app'' /g/tard to find any mailing list or newsgroup archive and search for ``app''. Programmers have been calling their application programs ``apps'' for decades. You just hate the word because Apple uses it and you want to be oh-so-counterculture by hating it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 14:38

>>39
Blame /g/'s cargo cul- oh, you already did. Nevermind.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 17:29

>>37
hmm let's see,
/prog/ - jews , ahmed, leah, /prog
/g/ - daily programming thread, software freedom.
I think I'll go back. Bye !

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 17:58

>>41
/g/ is so much better, I'm leaving for /g/ too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 22:17

Personally, I like to refer to it as hacking as I am an experienced Linux hacker. Contrary to popular belief, hacking is not an illegal or malicious activity; people who engage in such activities are actually called crackers, and not hackers as most people are led to believe by the corporate media. Hacking is, in fact, a term for writing and modifying software in a Linux or Linux-like environment.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 23:01

>>43

riveting tale, chap

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 23:04

>>43
Agreed.

>>44
Fuck off, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 23:16

>>43
>>45

so in what language do you hack your hacks, hackers?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-29 23:56

>>43
The hacking community developed at MIT and some other universities in the 1960s and 1970s. Hacking included a wide range of activities, from writing software, to practical jokes, to exploring the roofs and tunnels of the MIT campus. Other activities, performed far from MIT and far from computers, also fit hackers' idea of what hacking means: for instance, I think the controversial 1950s "musical piece" by John Cage, 4'33", is more of a hack than a musical composition. The palindromic three-part piece written by Guillaume de Machaut in the 1300s, "Ma Fin Est Mon Commencement", was also a good hack, even better because it also sounds good as music.

It is hard to write a simple definition of something as varied as hacking, but I think what these activities have in common is playfulness, cleverness, and exploration. Thus, hacking means exploring the limits of what is possible, in a spirit of playful cleverness. Activities that display playful cleverness have "hack value".

Hackers typically had little respect for the silly rules that administrators like to impose, so they looked for ways around. For instance, when computers at MIT started to have "security" (that is, restrictions on what users could do), some hackers found clever ways to bypass the security, partly so they could use the computers freely, and partly just for the sake of cleverness (hacking does not need to be useful). However, only some hackers did this—many were occupied with other kinds of cleverness, such as placing some amusing object on top of MIT's great dome, finding a way to do a certain computation with only 5 instructions when the shortest known program required 6, writing a program to print numbers in roman numerals, or writing a program to understand questions in English.

Meanwhile, another group of hackers at MIT found a different solution to the problem of computer security: they designed the Incompatible Timesharing System without security "features". In the hacker's paradise, the glory days of the Artificial Intelligence Lab, there was no security breaking, because there was no security to break. It was there, in that environment, that I learned to be a hacker, though I had shown the inclination previously. We had plenty of other domains in which to be playfully clever, without building artificial security obstacles which then had to be overcome.

Yet when I say I am a hacker, people often think I am making a naughty admission, presenting myself specifically as a security breaker. How did this confusion develop?

Around 1980, when the news media took notice of hackers, they fixated on one narrow aspect of real hacking: the security breaking which some hackers occasionally did. They ignored all the rest of hacking, and took the term to mean breaking security, no more and no less. The media have since spread that definition, disregarding our attempts to correct them. As a result, most people have a mistaken idea of what we hackers actually do and what we think.

You can help correct the misunderstanding simply by making a distinction between security breaking and hacking—by using the term "cracking" for security breaking. The people who do it are "crackers". Some of them may also be hackers, just as some of them may be chess players or golfers; most of them are not.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 0:11

>>43
Hacking is, in fact, a term for writing and modifying software in a Linux or Linux-like environment.
You've been brainwashed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 0:18

>>48
Says you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 2:28

bump

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 2:50

your an idiot

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 12:29


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