PROGRAMMING! NOT CODING!

YOU WANT TO SAY YOU ARE PROGRAMMING! NOT "CODING"! "CODING" IS WHAT CUBICLE OFFICE SHEEPAND NORMALFAGS SAY!

YOU DON'T CALL PROGRAMS "APPS" EITHER

STAY ABOVE THE TIMES

A program is a TV show. I don't TV show TV shows. I code apps.

>>2

Linux absolutely destroys mac os x

>>2
Not gay, just a corner rounder.

>>3
lol no

>>5
Get out.

I call them codes.

I know all the codes.

Programming isn't good either, unless you also burn ROMs.

What about killer apps?

What you don't understand, dear friend, is that ``Apps'' is shorthand for ``Applications'', which is more correct than the term ``Programs''!

>>1
You obviously dont work in the IT field nor do you have any formal education in CS or IT. What you are is a basement dweller whos programming experience consists of typing ls into the console of your Arch distro about 50 times a day. If you actually knew anything about IT you would understand the difference between programming/coding and programs/apps. A program can be any body of code that performs a set of tasks, you could test out how a certain programming language interfaces with sockets or a GUI, this set of tests would comprise a program. Which is different than an application which is an external package you distribute to users that performs a specific and unified purpose. Coding also refers to the specific act of implementing a program while programming involves all phases of design. OP- test time why dont you ask your mom if she will pay you to go to junior college so you can actually learn to do something instead of talk about what you dont understand to others on the internet.

>>11
OP is indeed stupid, but so are you
/polecat kebabs/

>>12
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>>13
It would have been more appropriate to tell that to >>11. >>12 is the non-retard here.

/polack tea ebbs/

>>11
/backplate getgoes/

`>mfw le go back to /r/imagebook+'s/ please face

I call programs business solutions, and programming implementing.

>>11
agreed. But OP is talking about dev. companies, primarily web dev., where programmers design the entire plan/COA for a project (regardless of type: music, tv, lights, physical assembly) and the actually worker (writers, musicians, engineers, laborers, typist) codes/types the instructs required for the design.

IOW: OP needs to get a syllabus from a nearby college, and read the materials, books, and assignments and get educated, regardless of his ageless bark.

>>1
I'm not programming, I'm doing informational inquiry. My work isn't writing programs, but composing queries and reading answers produced by CPU.

>>20
s/reading/interpreting

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells!

>>22

it rather looks like evocating a mightly magical artifact

Coding is fine as you make programs using a special code.

In Russia "coding" means alcoholism treatment technique.

codes... more like [b]CHODES[b]!

i'm a super programmer.
not a fackin' coder.

>>25
Thats is "programming" between us, hah?

not being an expert in every phase of the project lifecycle—from concept development to solution design, implementation, optimization and support.
plebs

/progding/

>>29
Who the fuck you quoting, /g/aylord?

>>31
pleb

>>32
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I'm am an expert /progrider/

>>33
stop acting like a retarded pleb

>>35
acting

>>35
Says the /g/aylord.

I, for one, write scripts

I want every anti-``app'' /g/tard to find any mailing list or newsgroup archive and search for ``app''. Programmers have been calling their application programs ``apps'' for decades. You just hate the word because Apple uses it and you want to be oh-so-counterculture by hating it.

>>39
Blame /g/'s cargo cul- oh, you already did. Nevermind.