Start-Ups: Silicon Valley
1
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 14:18
Anybody catch this new show on Bravo last night? It follows a few idea guys (and gals) and a software engineer.
Bretty, bretty good.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 14:37
/le backseat bop/
3
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 14:40
I am not going to install loads of malware-riddled-proprietary-binary blobs to watch a stupid show promoting laws against cryptography. Not on my general purpose computer
Die in a fire cretin
4
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 14:45
>>3
That would indeed be a quite silly thing to do, exposing your computer security that way.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 21:40
>>3
>install software
>to watch TV
uwotm8?
6
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 21:41
>>5
who the fuck are you quoting?
7
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 21:42
>>5
I HAVE FUCKING
RIGHTS AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CURTAIL THEM
EAT SHIT AND DIE I HATE YOU
8
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 21:58
>>7
STOP IMITATING ME YOU COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU AND DIE AKSDDKF JGDSFJ KGJFDS KGJFDS GKJFDS GKDSAJ G I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE MOTHERUFKCIAER EW TASD FDIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU AN DDIE IN A FIRE
9
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 22:26
>>7,8
Maybe you both just have similar personalities? Nobody is necessarily ``imitating'' anyone.
You should fuck.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 22:34
ugh, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
fuck the startups.
11
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-06 22:49
I'm an idea man myself.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 13:27
The dark-haired chick is hot, and she dates nerds. That means I have a chance.
13
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 13:30
Also, I lol'd at this part:
What's the derivative of e^x ?
Ohhh shit, look out for this guy. Hard maths!
14
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 13:56
This sounds like a great comedy show.
15
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 14:29
16
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 19:24
geeks are the new rockstars
17
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 19:30
I'm not watching, but the whole concept is embarrassing.
18
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 19:34
Is it as good as America's Greatest Otaku ?
19
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 19:36
Looking forward to seeing Leah Culver in a future episode.
20
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 19:48
"Ignite" might be the biggest piece of shit idea I've ever heard. I would shit a brick if they actually got $500 million funding from a VC firm.
21
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 19:49
[Show HN] igni.tr
22
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 19:52
Randi Zuckerberg has ruffled some feathers this week with the announcement that she is co-producing “Silicon Valley,” a reality show set to air on Bravo that purports to be all about the San Francisco Bay Area tech scene.
Randi Zuckerberg
The Jewbook's sister made this POS show.
23
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 19:53
24
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 20:31
25
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 20:45
>>21
To enhance and extend the life of humans by providing them with the tools and the understanding to change their lifestyle in a positive way.
The fuck does that mean?
26
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 20:51
27
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-07 20:55
28
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 0:43
>>25
Basically... don't be a fat fuck and don't eat unhealthy. But apparently modern society needs a fucking app on their phones to do that.
29
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 6:19
>>13
What is the derivative of
lda e
eor x
?
30
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 12:43
>>29
well... what are lda and eor?
31
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 12:47
Can't wait for the ``start-up'' and ``social media'' bubble to burst. Think of all those hipster ``Ruby programmers'' with Macbook Pros that will have to go find a real job.
32
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 13:20
>>31
it wont burst. this is hell.
33
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 16:38
>>31
u jelly bcause ur macbook is an oldAcer and ur ruby is a php
34
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 17:13
>>33
PHP > Ruby
I am a Lisp programmer
35
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 17:19
Please don't encourage people to watch TalmudVision.
36
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 17:25
>>34
If there were Lisp programmers, there would surely exist Lisp programs. Right?
You're probably one of those ``I want to believe'' people.
You're not a Lisp programmer.
37
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 17:39
>>35
what's a TalmudVision?
38
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 18:07
>>36
``
le '' Reddit used Lisp for a while.
IHBT
39
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 18:09
meh, is this online? apparently no one even bothered to put it up on the pirate bay.
40
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 18:45
whe ni was fucking ur mom she yelled "BRAVO"
and she lcapped
41
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 20:10
is every element of l1 in l2?
(define subset?
(lambda (l1 l2)
(foldr (lambda (t b) (and b (member? t l2))) #t l1)))
i'll let you figure out member? on your own
42
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 20:11
NIGGERS!
43
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 20:11
NIGGERS!
44
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 20:12
NIGGERS!
45
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 20:12
NIGGERS!
46
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-08 20:12
NIGGERS!
47
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-09 3:55
>>31
I printed this out
after fixing the grammar and stuck it behind my desk in our start-up
48
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-09 5:55
>>31
i did think about it, and i came.
49
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-12 20:11
/prog/ should start a Start Up!
now is the best time to make a Start Up, we'll be rich and famous!
50
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-12 20:17
Fart Up!
51
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-14 12:24
lel they can't get funding
52
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-16 13:11
>>49
social networking site aimed towards the tech savvy
love it already
53
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-16 13:52
>>52
You mean like Github?
54
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-16 14:13
Github is a social networking site?
Oh, now it makes sense.
55
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-16 14:20
>>54
It kinda really is, sadly.
56
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-16 14:37
feg
57
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-16 19:30
>>49
Well I kinda did already. Uhh so do you guys wanna join?
58
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-16 20:31
>>57
Sure! Let me bring my Keine dakimakura.
59
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-17 4:55
Is there another, but more Anonymous friendly than sourceforge?
60
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-17 5:02
61
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-17 5:47
>>60
>.>
I meant source code hosting providor. I know the obvious choice, self host a fossil DRCS.
62
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-17 13:09
>>61
The best is to use blogspot + mediafire. That's how Symta is hosted.
63
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-19 22:36
NEW ONE 2NITE
64
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-19 22:41
yay
65
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-19 23:56
66
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-20 11:49
>>22
is Randi Zuckerberg hot?
67
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-20 12:52
>>66
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
All Jewish women are hot!
68
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-22 1:49
69
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 20:40
the dark-haired chick is hot
dem eyes
70
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 20:52
In 2011 Zuckerberg advocated the abolishment of anonymity on the Internet to protect children and young adults from cyber-bullying, saying that people hide behind their anonymity.[11][12][13]
Somebody get this retarded bitch off the internet.
71
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 21:00
>>70
I advocate for the abolishment of children and young adults from the Internet. Fuck they're annoying.
72
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 21:01
>>71
I second this. And men-children of all ages too.
73
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 21:01
>>70
nice job dude, you got trolled by a girl.
74
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 22:02
MORE LIKE
START-UPS2.0 GRAPHENE VALLEY
SILICON IS SO BUTTFRUST OLD SCHOOL NGGERSZ
75
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 22:03
>>73
U MENA CYBER BULLIED?
76
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 23:57
>>72
Then who will write software?
77
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 1:43
>>70
weird.. i think we should move more
towards anonymity
look at the spectrum....
anonymous content: 4chan, reddit and other textboards, imageboards, forums (good)
personalized content: facebook, twitter, myspace, linkedin (shit)
78
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 1:53
>>77
anonymous content: 4chan (shit), reddit (shit) and other textboards (mostly shit), imageboards (shit)
pseudonymous content: wikipedia (somewhat shit), every forum in existence (mostly shit), IRC (god tier)
identity-based content: facebook (shit), twitter (shit), myspace (shit), linkedin (annoying spamming piece of shit)
79
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 1:56
>>78
IRC is shit.
Usenet sounds cool but I'm too lazy to get into it.
Mailing lists are great!
80
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 3:25
>>78
4chan (shit)
where the fuck do you think you are?
81
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 3:58
>>80
world4ch
not like moot cares about us anyway
;___;
82
Name:
VIPPER
2012-11-27 5:58
>>80
So are saying this place isnt shit?
>>78
IRC (god tier)
LOL! IRC is nothing but an idling contest.
I dont think there is any place on the internet that isnt shit these days.
83
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 12:21
>>82
I dont think there is any place on the internet that isnt shit these days.
Let's make one. A collaborative start-up.
84
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 12:23
>>82
LOL! IRC is nothing but an idling contest.
Depends on the channel. I have around 30 channels in irssi at any given moment and there's always activity in more than half of them.
85
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 13:10
>>82
LOL! IRC is nothing but an idling contest.
You might want to stop visiting ``>le mfw le imageboards are so epic XD'' channels in Rizon.
86
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 15:16
>>85
everybdy lets mneet now on #lemfw rizon that be/ eging/
87
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 16:21
>>82-86
These posts almost gave me an aneurysm.
88
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 16:28
THESE POSTS ALMOST GAVE ME AN ANALRYSM
89
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 16:45
ITT: people who can't into IRC
90
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 17:15
>>86
wat did you just type?
91
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 17:39
>>90
That gentleman invited us to join the canal #lemfw on rizon for a great moment of fun.
92
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 17:42
>>91
Did someone actually join that channel?
93
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 17:44
94
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 17:46
>>91
Nothing to see there, one
Anon123456 joined and parted as soon as he saw me, and then flooded me in private messages with blank lines. Awkward.
95
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:00
>>94
I'm
nggermature , I just joined and I'm feeling lonely.
96
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:01
97
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:06
>>96
25, Male,
Israel . I just want to befriend a
/prog/ rider
98
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:16
99
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:21
le doubles face xd
100
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:25
101
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:27
I'll go if you have Touhous in your IRC.
102
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:37
Sorry, no Touhous and no roleplayers.
103
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 18:55
To the guy who just joined the channel, nice to talk with you.
104
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 19:06
>>103
Next time we'll hopefully meet in a channel with a less stupid name.
105
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 19:18
106
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-28 3:42
where can i buy those tetris pants?
107
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-04 18:02
>>106
hipsternerdchic.calm
108
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-04 19:10
ITT WE SHOW UOR BEST LEL FACE
ILL START:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
109
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-04 20:09
110
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-05 3:19
>>108
you should go into comedy
111
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-05 4:05
trips
112
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-05 6:44
>>111
damn, nice trips bro
!
113
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-06 0:15
prime number get
114
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-06 0:16
>>113
damn, nice prime bro
!
115
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-06 4:23
>>114
prime numbers are jew garbage
116
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-06 17:03
>>115
i thought that was infinity?
117
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-06 19:45
another prime... really?
118
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-06 20:20
I'm the only one that never gets primes....
119
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 22:03
Highly cototient number get.
Sum of five consecutive primes (17 + 19 + 23 + 29 + 31)
120
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 18:17
When is this "mobile app" fad going to finally end?
121
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 19:29
>>120
Eventually they'll broaden their scope and call them ``programs'' running on a ``computer'', then they'll look back on the last decade and realise how silly they all were.
122
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 19:56
123
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-13 20:27
they raised half a mil for that shit? wtf
124
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-13 22:55
>>120
Emperor Stevicus Jobsius decreed that "programicii" shall henceforth be replaced by "appsii mobili" and so it was done.
125
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-17 22:34
126
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-20 17:24
>>124
RIP IN PEACE, EMPEROR
127
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-24 2:04
jews
128
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-24 3:43
27 get
129
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-24 17:23
10000001 get
130
Name:
Anonymous
2013-01-01 2:57
Is it coming back for a 2nd season?
131
Name:
Anonymous
2013-01-05 18:04
132
Name:
Anonymous
2013-03-03 21:25
i miss this show
133
Name:
Anonymous
2013-03-05 0:42
Startups: Dubs Valley
134
Name:
the idea guy
2013-03-05 2:39
yo how 'bout pootin sum FLAMERS on the wurld wahd web?