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Start-Ups: Silicon Valley

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 14:18

Anybody catch this new show on Bravo last night? It follows a few idea guys (and gals) and a software engineer.

Bretty, bretty good.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 14:37

/le backseat bop/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 14:40

I am not going to install loads of malware-riddled-proprietary-binary blobs to watch a stupid show promoting laws against cryptography. Not on my general purpose computer

Die in a fire cretin

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 14:45

>>3
That would indeed be a quite silly thing to do, exposing your computer security that way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:40

>>3
>install software
>to watch TV
uwotm8?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:41

>>5
who the fuck are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:42

>>5
I HAVE FUCKING RIGHTS AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CURTAIL THEM
EAT SHIT AND DIE I HATE YOU

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:58

>>7
STOP IMITATING ME YOU COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU AND DIE AKSDDKF JGDSFJ KGJFDS KGJFDS GKJFDS GKDSAJ G I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE MOTHERUFKCIAER EW TASD FDIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU AN DDIE IN A FIRE

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 22:26

>>7,8
Maybe you both just have similar personalities? Nobody is necessarily ``imitating'' anyone.

You should fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 22:34

ugh, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

fuck the startups.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 22:49

I'm an idea man myself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 13:27

The dark-haired chick is hot, and she dates nerds. That means I have a chance.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 13:30

Also, I lol'd at this part:

What's the derivative of e^x?
Ohhh shit, look out for this guy. Hard maths!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 13:56

This sounds like a great comedy show.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 14:29

>>13
inception

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:24

geeks are the new rockstars

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:30

I'm not watching, but the whole concept is embarrassing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:34

Is it as good as America's Greatest Otaku?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:36

Looking forward to seeing Leah Culver in a future episode.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:48

"Ignite" might be the biggest piece of shit idea I've ever heard. I would shit a brick if they actually got $500 million funding from a VC firm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:49

[Show HN] igni.tr

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:52

Randi Zuckerberg has ruffled some feathers this week with the announcement that she is co-producing “Silicon Valley,” a reality show set to air on Bravo that purports to be all about the San Francisco Bay Area tech scene.
Randi Zuckerberg
The Jewbook's sister made this POS show.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:53

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 20:31

>>23
http://launchrock.com/
They were that lazy?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 20:45

>>21

To enhance and extend the life of humans by providing them with the tools and the understanding to change their lifestyle in a positive way.

The fuck does that mean?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 20:51

>>25
Free dildos.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 20:55

>>25
Sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 0:43

>>25
Basically... don't be a fat fuck and don't eat unhealthy. But apparently modern society needs a fucking app on their phones to do that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 6:19

>>13
What is the derivative of
lda e
eor x

?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 12:43

>>29
well... what are lda and eor?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 12:47

Can't wait for the ``start-up'' and ``social media'' bubble to burst. Think of all those hipster ``Ruby programmers'' with Macbook Pros that will have to go find a real job.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 13:20

>>31
it wont burst. this is hell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 16:38

>>31
u jelly bcause ur macbook is an oldAcer and ur ruby is a php

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 17:13

>>33

PHP > Ruby

I am a Lisp programmer

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 17:19

Please don't encourage people to watch TalmudVision.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 17:25

>>34
If there were Lisp programmers, there would surely exist Lisp programs. Right?

You're probably one of those ``I want to believe'' people.
You're not a Lisp programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 17:39

>>35
what's a TalmudVision?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 18:07

>>36
``le'' Reddit used Lisp for a while.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 18:09

meh, is this online? apparently no one even bothered to put it up on the pirate bay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 18:45

whe ni was fucking ur mom she yelled "BRAVO"

and she lcapped

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 20:10

is every element of l1 in l2?

(define subset?
  (lambda (l1 l2)
    (foldr (lambda (t b) (and b (member? t l2))) #t l1)))


i'll let you figure out member? on your own

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 20:11

NIGGERS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 20:11

NIGGERS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 20:12

NIGGERS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 20:12

NIGGERS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 20:12

NIGGERS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 3:55

>>31
I printed this out after fixing the grammar and stuck it behind my desk in our start-up

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 5:55

>>31
i did think about it, and i came.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 20:11

/prog/ should start a Start Up!
now is the best time to make a Start Up, we'll be rich and famous!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 20:17

Fart Up!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 12:24

lel they can't get funding

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 13:11

>>49
social networking site aimed towards the tech savvy

love it already

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 13:52

>>52
You mean like Github?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 14:13

Github is a social networking site?

Oh, now it makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 14:20

>>54
It kinda really is, sadly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 14:37

feg

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 19:30

>>49
Well I kinda did already. Uhh so do you guys wanna join?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 20:31

>>57
Sure! Let me bring my Keine dakimakura.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 4:55

Is there another, but more Anonymous friendly than sourceforge?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 5:02

>>59
your own website

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 5:47

>>60
>.>
I meant source code hosting providor. I know the obvious choice, self host a fossil DRCS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 13:09

>>61
The best is to use blogspot + mediafire. That's how Symta is hosted.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 22:36

NEW ONE 2NITE

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 22:41

yay

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 23:56

>>1
Whaaaaaaaat?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-20 11:49

>>22
is Randi Zuckerberg hot?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-20 12:52

>>66
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) All Jewish women are hot!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 1:49

>>66
smokin

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 20:40

the dark-haired chick is hot

dem eyes

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 20:52

In 2011 Zuckerberg advocated the abolishment of anonymity on the Internet to protect children and young adults from cyber-bullying, saying that people hide behind their anonymity.[11][12][13]
Somebody get this retarded bitch off the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 21:00

>>70
I advocate for the abolishment of children and young adults from the Internet. Fuck they're annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 21:01

>>71
I second this. And men-children of all ages too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 21:01

>>70
nice job dude, you got trolled by a girl.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 22:02

MORE LIKE

START-UPS2.0 GRAPHENE VALLEY

SILICON IS SO BUTTFRUST OLD SCHOOL NGGERSZ

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 22:03

>>73
U MENA CYBER BULLIED?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 23:57

>>72
Then who will write software?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 1:43

>>70
weird..  i think we should move more towards anonymity

look at the spectrum....

anonymous content: 4chan, reddit and other textboards, imageboards, forums (good)
personalized content: facebook, twitter, myspace, linkedin (shit)

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 1:53

>>77
anonymous content: 4chan (shit), reddit (shit) and other textboards (mostly shit), imageboards (shit)
pseudonymous content: wikipedia (somewhat shit), every forum in existence (mostly shit), IRC (god tier)
identity-based content: facebook (shit), twitter (shit), myspace (shit), linkedin (annoying spamming piece of shit)

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 1:56

>>78

IRC is shit.
Usenet sounds cool but I'm too lazy to get into it.
Mailing lists are great!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 3:25

>>78
4chan (shit)

where the fuck do you think you are?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 3:58

>>80
world4ch
not like moot cares about us anyway ;___;

Name: VIPPER 2012-11-27 5:58

>>80
So are saying this place isnt shit?
>>78
IRC (god tier)
LOL! IRC is nothing but an idling contest.

I dont think there is any place on the internet that isnt shit these days.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 12:21

>>82
I dont think there is any place on the internet that isnt shit these days.
Let's make one. A collaborative start-up.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 12:23

>>82
LOL! IRC is nothing but an idling contest.
Depends on the channel. I have around 30 channels in irssi at any given moment and there's always activity in more than half of them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 13:10

>>82
LOL! IRC is nothing but an idling contest.
You might want to stop visiting ``>le mfw le imageboards are so epic XD'' channels in Rizon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 15:16

>>85
everybdy lets mneet now on #lemfw rizon that be/ eging/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 16:21

>>82-86
These posts almost gave me an aneurysm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 16:28

THESE POSTS ALMOST GAVE ME AN ANALRYSM

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 16:45

ITT: people who can't into IRC

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 17:15

>>86
wat did you just type?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 17:39

>>90
That gentleman invited us to join the canal #lemfw on rizon for a great moment of fun.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 17:42

>>91
Did someone actually join that channel?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 17:44

>>92
I did.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 17:46

>>91
Nothing to see there, one Anon123456 joined and parted as soon as he saw me, and then flooded me in private messages with blank lines. Awkward.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:00

>>94
I'm nggermature, I just joined and I'm feeling lonely.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:01

>>95
ASL PLZ
R U HORNY?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:06

>>96
25, Male, Israel. I just want to befriend a /prog/rider

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:16

>>97
I'll come.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:21

le doubles face xd

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:25

>>99
No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:27

I'll go if you have Touhous in your IRC.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:37

Sorry, no Touhous and no roleplayers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:55

To the guy who just joined the channel, nice to talk with you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 19:06

>>103
Next time we'll hopefully meet in a channel with a less stupid name.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 19:18

>>104
Yeah.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 3:42

where can i buy those tetris pants?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 18:02

>>106
hipsternerdchic.calm

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 19:10

ITT WE SHOW UOR BEST LEL FACE
ILL START:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 20:09

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 3:19

>>108
you should go into comedy

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 4:05

trips

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 6:44

>>111
damn, nice trips bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 0:15

prime number get

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 0:16

>>113
damn, nice prime bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 4:23

>>114
prime numbers are jew garbage

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 17:03

>>115
i thought that was infinity?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 19:45

another prime... really?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 20:20

I'm the only one that never gets primes....

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 22:03

Highly cototient number get.

Sum of five consecutive primes (17 + 19 + 23 + 29 + 31)

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 18:17

When is this "mobile app" fad going to finally end?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 19:29

>>120
Eventually they'll broaden their scope and call them ``programs'' running on a ``computer'', then they'll look back on the last decade and realise how silly they all were.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 19:56

>>120
Never.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:27

they raised half a mil for that shit? wtf

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 22:55

>>120
Emperor Stevicus Jobsius decreed that "programicii" shall henceforth be replaced by "appsii mobili" and so it was done.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 22:34

lel>>124

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-20 17:24

>>124
RIP IN PEACE, EMPEROR

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-24 2:04

jews

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-24 3:43

27 get

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-24 17:23

10000001 get

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 2:57

Is it coming back for a 2nd season?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 18:04

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-03 21:25

i miss this show

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-05 0:42

Startups: Dubs Valley

Name: the idea guy 2013-03-05 2:39

yo how 'bout pootin sum FLAMERS on the wurld wahd web?

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