/prog/ - Start-Ups: Silicon Valley

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 14:18

Anybody catch this new show on Bravo last night? It follows a few idea guys (and gals) and a software engineer.

Bretty, bretty good.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 14:37

/le backseat bop/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 14:40

I am not going to install loads of malware-riddled-proprietary-binary blobs to watch a stupid show promoting laws against cryptography. Not on my general purpose computer

Die in a fire cretin

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 14:45

>>3
That would indeed be a quite silly thing to do, exposing your computer security that way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:40

>>3
>install software
>to watch TV
uwotm8?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:41

>>5
who the fuck are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:42

>>5
I HAVE FUCKING RIGHTS AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CURTAIL THEM
EAT SHIT AND DIE I HATE YOU

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:58

>>7
STOP IMITATING ME YOU COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU AND DIE AKSDDKF JGDSFJ KGJFDS KGJFDS GKJFDS GKDSAJ G I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE MOTHERUFKCIAER EW TASD FDIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU AN DDIE IN A FIRE

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 22:26

>>7,8
Maybe you both just have similar personalities? Nobody is necessarily ``imitating'' anyone.

You should fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 22:34

ugh, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

fuck the startups.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 22:49

I'm an idea man myself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 13:27

The dark-haired chick is hot, and she dates nerds. That means I have a chance.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 13:30

Also, I lol'd at this part:

What's the derivative of e^x?
Ohhh shit, look out for this guy. Hard maths!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 13:56

This sounds like a great comedy show.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 14:29

>>13
inception

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:24

geeks are the new rockstars

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:30

I'm not watching, but the whole concept is embarrassing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:34

Is it as good as America's Greatest Otaku?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:36

Looking forward to seeing Leah Culver in a future episode.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:48

"Ignite" might be the biggest piece of shit idea I've ever heard. I would shit a brick if they actually got $500 million funding from a VC firm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:49

[Show HN] igni.tr

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:52

Randi Zuckerberg has ruffled some feathers this week with the announcement that she is co-producing “Silicon Valley,” a reality show set to air on Bravo that purports to be all about the San Francisco Bay Area tech scene.
Randi Zuckerberg
The Jewbook's sister made this POS show.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 19:53

>>21
[url]http://www.goignite.it[/url]

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 20:31

>>23
http://launchrock.com/
They were that lazy?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 20:45

>>21

To enhance and extend the life of humans by providing them with the tools and the understanding to change their lifestyle in a positive way.

The fuck does that mean?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 20:51

>>25
Free dildos.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 20:55

>>25
Sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 0:43

>>25
Basically... don't be a fat fuck and don't eat unhealthy. But apparently modern society needs a fucking app on their phones to do that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 6:19

>>13
What is the derivative of

lda e

eor x

?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 12:43

>>29
well... what are lda and eor?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 12:47

Can't wait for the ``start-up'' and ``social media'' bubble to burst. Think of all those hipster ``Ruby programmers'' with Macbook Pros that will have to go find a real job.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 13:20

>>31
it wont burst. this is hell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 16:38

>>31
u jelly bcause ur macbook is an oldAcer and ur ruby is a php

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 17:13

>>33

PHP > Ruby

I am a Lisp programmer

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 17:19

Please don't encourage people to watch TalmudVision.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 17:25

>>34
If there were Lisp programmers, there would surely exist Lisp programs. Right?

You're probably one of those ``I want to believe'' people.
You're not a Lisp programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 17:39

>>35
what's a TalmudVision?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 18:07

>>36
``le'' Reddit used Lisp for a while.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 18:09

meh, is this online? apparently no one even bothered to put it up on the pirate bay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 18:45

whe ni was fucking ur mom she yelled "BRAVO"

and she lcapped

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