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I HATE BASH

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 10:18

It's so shit. Shittier than PHP by at least 10 orders of magnitude.

Link related, it's the nigger who wrote it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Fox_(computer_programmer)

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 14:24

Anyone who tries to take my general purpose computer or my photolithography equipment will meet the nasty end of my shotgun.

I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE IN A FIRE CRETIN.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 14:26

>>80
That's me, but I'm truly going to shut up and I suggest everyone else does too because there is one hell of a Erlang programmer being the blackest black a nigger could ever be. His truly black and nigger and the best programmer I know.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 20:41

>>78
> is really 1> (stdout), 2>&1 redirects fd 2 (stderr) into fd 1's stream. So if the program produces any output on stderr you need to redirect that as well, and this is how.

It's not important whether you redirect them separately to /dev/null, but if you want to capture both streams as one (into a file, say), you have to do it that way... and in that order last I checked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 5:20

>>83
Problem is, "&>" was supposed to do that in one single operation, as opposed to having to split them into two (">/dev/null" and "2>&1"). It's why that doesn't always work, that I don't get.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 5:44

this thread is so full of simultaneous fail and insight, just like bash!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 6:13

it was mentioned before in this thread, but it's still a fact that sort of eludes me. the parsing of " versus '. the programmatic escaping of quotes? these are things which bug me the most, especially when loops break lines on spaces. fucking bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 12:29

>>84
No, &> is supposed to redirect only stderr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 12:49

>>87
Then why are &> and 2> typed as two different things?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 15:19

>>86
Not a problem at all with perl's q and qq

>>87
because bash is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 16:33

If Bash is so shitty, why hasn't /prog/ started a Bash replacement project yet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 16:34

If Shiitchan is so shitty, why hasn't /prog/ started a Shiitchan replacement project yet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 16:42

>>91
Literally everyone on /prog/ has at least one half-finished textboard or imageboard implementation somewhere on his hard drive.
Just look through people's Github accounts. There's dozens.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 16:46

>>92
How would I know if they're /prog/riders?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 16:48

>>93
Suitably self-absorbed riders with githubs should agree on a common signature to place in an agreed-upon place on their github profiles or projects.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 17:09

>>94
when does le narwhal bacon? XD

Sorry, I heard that in a physics lecture and I realized it was a ``common signature'' to identify redditards in public place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 17:12

>>92
Show me one.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 17:20

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 17:38

"GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 20:54

Good God, I didn't know bash was the work of a negro. Now I'm going to abandon it forever.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 20:55

>>99
Same, I refuse to use niggerware.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 20:57

>>100
I feel better using kikeware such as that developed by Stallman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 21:15

well, at least it's not charityware like vim.

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