I HATE BASH

It's so shit. Shittier than PHP by at least 10 orders of magnitude.

Link related, it's the nigger who wrote it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Fox_(computer_programmer)

it was mentioned before in this thread, but it's still a fact that sort of eludes me. the parsing of " versus '. the programmatic escaping of quotes? these are things which bug me the most, especially when loops break lines on spaces. fucking bullshit.