I HATE BASH

It's so shit. Shittier than PHP by at least 10 orders of magnitude.

Link related, it's the nigger who wrote it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Fox_(computer_programmer)

>>91
Literally everyone on /prog/ has at least one half-finished textboard or imageboard implementation somewhere on his hard drive.
Just look through people's Github accounts. There's dozens.